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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sol System: [QB] I went back to college today. Originally, I was going to write an entire page of hilarious observations about the life of the modern college student and share them with you. However, this plan hit a snag when I failed to make any hilarious observations. Instead, I shall report on one thing. I have met the DARKSTAR of, well, religion, apparently. True, honest to Cats, unaltered quotes: "We have to have One True Religion." "86% of all people are Christian. If you took away all other religions, Christianity would be the One True Religion." "People know that I'm usually right, because I download statistics and things from the Internet." "Do you know if I'm nearsighted or farsighted?" Um, hello? Of course not! And I think he was trying to get me to give him my glasses. Yes, they turn dark in the sunlight. That is because I am a badass. Seriously, I feel a little bad about all this. This guy is in my psychology class, and he's obviously dealing with a minor developmental problem or two. He claimed to recognize me from some church bus. In a town I was never in. But he [b]knew my name![/b] Maybe from the class role, but I think it was before that. Anyway, I have now made a friend, apparently. I wound up giving him a ride home; because he asked, and because I didn't think it was right to just leave him there. I guess he was planning to walk. He doesn't live that far from the college. Remember anything from all those psychology classes, Liam? [/QB][/QUOTE]
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