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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Saiyanman Benjita: [QB] You know what I'm going to do, I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible. Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps, and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 MPH getting 1 Mile per gallon, sucking down quarterpounder cheesburgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers. And when I'm sucking down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the american flag and I'm gonna throw those styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a goddamn thing anyone can do about it, you know why? Because we got the bombs, that's right! Two words: Nuclear F****** weapon. Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tienaman square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OKAY? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by about fifteen million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavettes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpaugh, and a case of Whisky, and Drive down to Texas and beat the living snot out of those contry music, faggety hat-wearing cowboy WANNABEES! Chop off their heads and have a huge skull Keg party, That's what I'm gonna do! [/QB][/QUOTE]
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