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[QUOTE]Originally posted by First of Two: [QB] 1. You comprehend the distinction between "England" and "Britain" Yep. England, Scotland, and Wales (and associated areas) comprise Britain. 2. You comprehend the distinction between "Great Britain" and "United Kingdom" Yep. Great Britain doesn't include any part of Ireland. Just the one island. 3. You can name all the Spice girls (real names that is), as well as someone in the UK government other than the PM. Erm.. Inky, Pinky, Blinky, Clyde and Ms.Pac Man? and... um... Tinky Winky! 4. Use of the phrase "Suits you, sir!" raises a smile. [IMG]http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif[/IMG] 5. You say "I suppose" and never "I guess" I suppose I use it a majority of the time, anyway. 6. You eat chips with fried fish from a take-away, not from a foil bag whilst watching TV I Don't eat chips. Too much salt. 7. You do not know the words to the American national anthem. "Oh, say.. *mumble mumble* 8. If a news report shows foreigners burning your nation's flag you couldn't care less, and return to your crisp munching with a smirk. Nope, just add them to the "Wipe off the face of the Earth" list for when I become dictator. 9. You can identify on a map the location of Ibiza. Um, No. 10. You cannot survive a day without a soothing cup of tea. Does iced tea count? 11. Your car works on petrol, and runs on motorways. My car WORKS?!?!?? 12. You think that cold is wholesome. I think that cold is irritating. Then again, I think that virtually everything is irritating. 13. You're never sure if you'll need an umbrella. I'm never sure if I OWN an umbrella. 4. You feel oddly paternal about Americans. Yeah, okay, but I'm not paying support anymore! 15. You have an irrational distrust of the French Noone who distrusts the French does so irrationally. The French are VILE. 16. You can correctly respond when addressed "Ay, oop, Chuck!" Hoo's yersel? 17. For you, bread is intimately associated with steep cobbled streets in Yorkshire and brass bands. For me, bread is associated with peanut butter and jelly. 18. You are very fond of dogs. Especially small bulldogs, whom you find cute. Cats are a superior form of life. 19. You do not know the rules of American Football, nor wish to know. All American football teams should crash in the Andes and be forced to eat each other. For that matter, so should ALL US professional sports teams. 20. You find cricket far more relaxing than baseball. And I find lapsing into a coma just as exciting as either. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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