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Jernau Morat Gurgeh
Member # 318
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List of Cult sites.Note that our old friend from Timecube gets an honourable mention. I stumbled upon this site after running a search for info on the Raelian cult, having heard that one of their members is appearing before a panel with that Italian guy who wants to clone humans. The members of the Raelian cult believe cloning is necessary for "eternal life".
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Michael_T
Member # 144
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Oh look, the site has the Viridians in it... maybe Picard shouldn't have saved the planetary system back in Generations.
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Jubilicious
Member # 99
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I wonder.... if my mother's cult had a website.. would it get a mention?
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Er...that's a pretty flawed list. The Viridian movement isn't a cult. It's a design philosophy organized by Bruce Sterling. Green, but, like, techno-green. They don't want to stop inventing things. They just think it would be a good idea if we burnt less stuff.Anyway, I give that list a C for effort, but a D- overall.
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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"I wonder.... if my mother's cult had a website.. would it get a mention?"You don't want to misread that line.
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Siegfried
Member # 29
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Thanks, Liam, for putting that image in my mind...
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Damn, beaten to the cunt joke! B(
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Cunt joke? I was misreading it as "I wonder.... if my BRother's cult had a website.. would it get a mention?"You wouldn't want to misread it, because I don't think that Steph has a brother. And it would cause confusion. You see. Dirty man.
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Ah, more incentive for me to finally make "The First Church of Hugo the Divine Eternal Wombat" a reality.
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Kosh
Member # 167
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quote:
Ah, more incentive for me to finally make "The First Church of Hugo the Divine Eternal Wombat" a reality.
Did you, or anyone you know, ever go to camp in West Virginia, in your high school days? Wombalations!
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Constantly Disappearing
Member # 280
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I didn't misread it, although I did have to read it a few times to make sure I was hearing Jubes right and her mother did indeed have a cult, which she does.
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Obi Juan
Member # 90
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Do we have to shave our heads to join?
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Nimrod
Member # 205
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Nope, groinshave though!
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First of Two
Member # 16
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No, The First Church of Hugo the Divine Eternal Wombat has no connection to West Virginia that I am aware of.Here's how I came up with it: My friend had a cool T-shirt with "Platypus Mosh" on it. (With a moshing platypus, of course) I had just watched "Mortal Kombat." Suddenly Illuminated by divine wisdom, I put Australian marsupial together with martial arts and came up with "Mortal Wombat"... which I then was instructed to modify to "Immortal Wombat... And once the revalation that I was meant to form a new, better religion came about, I rebuilt the concept as Hugo, the Divine Eternal Wombat, Creator and Teacher Of Us All, If Only We'd Listen. Hugo is still revealing his will to me, so I haven't codified his Bibble yet, but I'm working on it. Command #65 is "Your bedroom is your business, not mine or anybody else's."
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Siegfried
Member # 29
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Far be it from me, a lowly mortal, to question the will of Hugo, the Immortal Wombat, Creator and Teacher of Us All If Only We'd Listen, but shoudldn't that command be number 69?
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MeGotBeer
Member # 411
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No, I think that Commandment #69 is "a person's sex life is only the business of that person and their partner(s)."Obviously, Commandment #65 refers to people entering a person's domicile (be it bedroom, apartment, etc) and attempting to do something evil like, I dunno, cleaning.
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First of Two
Member # 16
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No, Command #69 is "Thou shall not make hackneyed sexual jokes."
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Obi Juan
Member # 90
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Wow. We're all going to Wombat hell.
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First of Two
Member # 16
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There is no Wombat Hell. Hell is an outmoded ludicrous self-torture realm reserved for the TRUE sickos who LIKE punishing themselves. (See the deleted scenes from 'Dogma')The Wombat equivalent is simply a small room where you, and all the people you know, review your life frame-by-frame to see everywhere you screwed up. And you have to apologize for it, and mean it, and then you're free to go.
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TSN
Member # 31
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If it were up to me, commandment 69 would be "Thou shalt." But that's just me.[ August 24, 2001: Message edited by: TSN ]
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