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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JeffKardde: [QB] Why do people take such things so seriously? So, there's this plane ... aboard are a doctor, a lawyer, a priest and a little boy. Well, yes, of course there's a pilot! That's just a given! So, the plane starts developing some engine trouble. The pilot goes back and says, "Sorry, guys, we gotta ditch." He grabs a parachute and jumps. Problem: only 3 parachutes remain ... The Doc says, "I save people's lives, so I must live!" he grabs a chute and jumps. The Lawyer says, "I'm the smartest man on Earth! I must live!" he grabs a chute and jumps. The Priest says, "I've lived a long life. You take the last chute little boy." The little boy shakes his head. "Not to worry. The smartest man on Earth just jumped with my backpack." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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