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Bigtom
Member # 1068
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I am a newbie here! I make bad tv commercials, and build too many models at work.
Zardoz told me about this forum.
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Ultra Magnus
Member # 239
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Like those commercials for knives or washclothes or home spaying kits where, when the product is being advertised, the film is bright and cheery, and attractive people are demonstrating the usefulness of the knife on boots and bricks and bongs and bottles, and then, to contrast how superdexluxe the new and improved home spaying kit is to the old one, there are grainy, black and white, tilted camera shots of people being gloriously inept with the knife, messily slicing tomatoes like they're a retard hopped up on goofballs?
"Does this happen to you?"
Those commercials are great when you've just eaten three pounds of methamphetamines.
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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Welcome to the funhouse. What kind of models do you build?
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Cartmaniac
Member # 256
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"I am a newbie here!"
We would never have guessed. 8)
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Lee
Member # 393
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Now, I've been meaning to have a word with you about using my smiley. . . 8)
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Griffworks
Member # 1014
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Welcome to the Monkey Farm.
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Balaam Xumucane
Member # 419
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BigTom is also apparently really tall. Welcome tall strange person. We're all assholes here.
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CaptainMike
Member # 709
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Somebody set up us the n00b !!
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Cartmaniac
Member # 256
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"he once toyed with the idea of becoming the world's tallest transvestite"
These are, like, THE moments I most lament my toothless repartee.
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Styrofoaman
Member # 706
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quote: Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane: BigTom is also apparently really tall. Welcome tall strange person. We're all assholes here.
Speaking of which, anyone hear from First lately?
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Ultra Magnus
Member # 239
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methamphetamines
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Bigtom
Member # 1068
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EXPRESSO!
How much would you pay for this amazing product? But wait there's more........
We mostly make car commercials, so I am one of three people in the country who knows what that tiny print really says. Sometimes I add my own messages there, like "If you go for this deal, you are insane", or something like that.
Yes I do have a band but thats another story!!!
I build paper models right now, but I've built a LOT of plastic, and balsa Airplanes....
Finally I have a Klingon Trefoil hanging in my edit suite, so I am a geek!
This place looks like a madhouse.........
and that's good!
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Harry
Member # 265
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OMGWTF WE ARE TEH FUNNAY!!1!!!!
Yes I know. I should stop making half-hearted Witty RemarksTM. But what the hey.
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TSN
Member # 31
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If you want your commercials to sell well, I recommend spelling "espresso" correctly.
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Bigtom
Member # 1068
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My commercials work so well that I paid for my house......
Of course you are invited for expresso, but I splelt it right!
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The359
Member # 37
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quote: Originally posted by Bigtom: My commercials work so well that I paid for my house......
Of course you are invited for expresso, but I splelt it right!
Spelt, however, you must still be working on...
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Ultra Magnus
Member # 239
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Irnony!
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ZARDOZ
Member # 1064
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Watch out Tom! there are many spellcheckers here!
Tom makes a pretty good commercial, you can't watch TV around here without seeing some.
Big Tom is quite large! 7 feet tall with size 18 shoes!
He won't pimp his own band, but I will! check out their seldom up-dated website and hear their stuff at www.feoyloco.com
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Ultra Magnus
Member # 239
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A WHEAT WITH LAX SPIKES AND SPIKELETS CONTAINING TWO LIGHT RED KERNELS.
Is one of the layers of irnony.
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Nim
Member # 205
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You've foreshit your quota, earlface.
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Bigtom
Member # 1068
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I was gonna wait a while before pimping the band!!
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Bigtom
Member # 1068
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I really can't spell....
"Klingom"?
I have been trying to update/fix my profile.
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Bigtom
Member # 1068
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its fixed
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CaptainMike
Member # 709
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i'm quite sure we could've taken notice of such without the +3 postcount.. but hey, this is a n00b thread, after all..
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Bigtom
Member # 1068
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Picky Picky!
and another post for the count.....
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