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Bigtom
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I am a newbie here! I make bad tv commercials, and build too many models at work.


Zardoz told me about this forum.

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"It's an ancient Klingon ritual for courage".... "Trust me Wesley"

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Like those commercials for knives or washclothes or home spaying kits where, when the product is being advertised, the film is bright and cheery, and attractive people are demonstrating the usefulness of the knife on boots and bricks and bongs and bottles, and then, to contrast how superdexluxe the new and improved home spaying kit is to the old one, there are grainy, black and white, tilted camera shots of people being gloriously inept with the knife, messily slicing tomatoes like they're a retard hopped up on goofballs?

"Does this happen to you?"

Those commercials are great when you've just eaten three pounds of methamphetamines.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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Welcome to the funhouse.
What kind of models do you build?

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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"I am a newbie here!"

We would never have guessed. 8)

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Now, I've been meaning to have a word with you about using my smiley. . . 8)

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Griffworks
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Welcome to the Monkey Farm.
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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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BigTom is also apparently really tall. Welcome tall strange person. We're all assholes here.
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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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Somebody set up us the n00b !!
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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"he once toyed with the idea of becoming the world's tallest transvestite"

These are, like, THE moments I most lament my toothless repartee.

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane:
BigTom is also apparently really tall. Welcome tall strange person. We're all assholes here.

Speaking of which, anyone hear from First lately?

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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methamphetamines
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Bigtom
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EXPRESSO!

How much would you pay for this amazing product?
But wait there's more........

We mostly make car commercials, so I am one of three people in the country who knows what that tiny print really says. Sometimes I add my own messages there, like "If you go for this deal, you are insane", or something like that.

Yes I do have a band but thats another story!!!

I build paper models right now, but I've built a LOT of plastic, and balsa Airplanes....

Finally I have a Klingon Trefoil hanging in my edit suite, so I am a geek!


This place looks like a madhouse.........

and that's good!

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Harry
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OMGWTF WE ARE TEH FUNNAY!!1!!!!

Yes I know. I should stop making half-hearted Witty RemarksTM. But what the hey.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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If you want your commercials to sell well, I recommend spelling "espresso" correctly.
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Bigtom
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My commercials work so well that I paid for my house......

Of course you are invited for expresso, but I splelt it right!

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