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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gaseous Anomaly: [QB] Name: I have two already. Thanks. Nickname:JD. Age:19 (20 @ month's end) Assumed Age:947, or so The Watcher claims. Birthday:27 March, EVERY SINGLE FREAKING YEAR IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING!! Sex: Now that you mention it, Fabrux, the days do seem to go by quicker when you've something to do, morning noon and night. Is this a question?:Of couse it is. Didn't you type that question mark? That was a question also. See how I know these things. Residence:Worked with the Czechs from 1942 to my capture and internment in Colditz in 1944. Oh, [i]residence[/i]! Sorry. Ignore that. Previous Residence [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/biggrin.gif[/IMG]efine previous. I am in college now, and prior to that I was at home in bed. So...at home. Place you wished you lived in: beach-hut on an all-female nudist colony. Favourite place:Bed. Living arrangement:Horizontal by day, vertical by night. No. of siblings:I have but one rookery brother and two rokkery sisters. Favourite food:Flesh is so 80's nowadays, dontcha think? Umm...chicken? Favourite class:The poor easily-led lower classes that I and my Dark Cohorts can manipulate and wield to form my Smelly Army of the Wee Hours. Favourite drink:Tequila, without: lemon, lime, salt, ice, water, coke, lemonade, OJ, Lucozade, black/cran-currant/berrie juice, apple juice or any other girlie embellishment. Favourite teacher:Tony Hart. But I never listened in class, and look where I am now. Religious preference:Again, the simple-minded lower classes' belief structure makes no allowances for creatures such as I, so nearly all Indo-European-Americano religions. Do you like Trek?:No, I prefer travelling by car. Call me lazy, but trekking from graveyard to graveyard lost it's appeal for me years ago. When did you first get interested in Trek?:When I was eight, and TNG started on Sunday evenings on our national broadcaster. What is your favourite Trek series? [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/biggrin.gif[/IMG]S9. What is your favourite Trek episode?:In the Pale Moonlight. What is your favourite Trek novel?:Out of the two I got free, I suppose Invasion 1. Do you like pickles? [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/redface.gif[/IMG]nly in MacDonald's. Will CC ever finish Flare2?:It'll probably be finished at the same time it's completed, so no. Never. Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?:The Internet has a light? Where? And since when? I demand the URL! Are CC and Jubes going to get married?:They'd want to, lest Boss Hog and Enis take 'em down for that there cavortin' and a-husslin'. Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?:I suppose this is the same "Internet light" you were boasting about earlier. Well no, I don't think he will. Only thing is I'm a more miserable insufferable soab than he is. What planet is Frank from?:You heard about the gas giant orbiting Gliese 871? That's Frank. Is Baloo really a bear?:You're mad. Baloo is human, just like you. I presume. How long is the Defiant?: I'm not being dragged into this meaningless debate on the length of a fictional vessel capable of "interstellar travel". This space left blank for your thoughts: Is this survey over?:It had better be *looks down* YOU PRICK! That question was designed to throw me off! You knew exactly what you were doing when you set this little meeting up, didn't you?!? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: I'm not even going to try and better TSN's answer. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: Depending on how much wood he ate, and of course, we'll be seeing Sunday's carrots as well as half-digested bark and sapwood. What is your favourite kind of weather?:Thunder and lightening, During Wind And Rain, with me sitting by a window holding a twisted array of coathangers and andion generators, specifically designed to short out the cloud and kill some innocently grazing cattle. What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Mercedes SLK *droooolll.......* How many languages do you speak?: 3;Irish, French and I have been accused of attempting English. Are you?: I am neither Here nor There -- I AM [b]UNTHERE![/b] What is the answer to every question?: That would be an ecumenical matter. Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: I blame Braga, but who'll believe lil'ol' me? Empires overthrown:You don't hear much about the British Empire nowadays, do you? Empires created:Could. Not. Be. Arsed calling it an "Empire". OoooH; an "[i]Empire[/i]"! Look, Mother, I made an "Empire" - she wouldn't look at me if I called it that. It's a Domain. OK? A [i]Domain[/i]. Times reincarnated: None. Fecking immortality. No fun. Godlike powers?: once the drinking stops, I'm sure they'll return. Immortal?:Yup. What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?:I didn't know the Zdrawkrinfunks kept their capital after the 'Oh My God, It's The Zdrawkrinfunky Sh*t' Purge of 30971. Number of years of computer experience:If C64's and waiting ages to load Shinobi's first level count, than at least nine years. Number of years on the internet:Well, there was an hour yesterday (or was it two?) and then there's today...you know, I've just lost track. Processor speed:My oscilloscope here says I'm a sine wave of period 0.8 seconds, so that's 1.2Hz for me. Hardrive space:I checked, but after I regained consciousness, I discovered I could remember very little about the whole experience. Only the blinding light remained. RAM:YES! Aries! How did you guess?! Accessories:Quadroped limbs as standard. FREE eyelids (cost �299 seperately). E.L. penis and fantastic intellect �1,499 extra. Next upgrade:Whenever a hot chick starts chatting me up again. Ohh, [i]upgrade[/i]! Sorry. What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Let them vote NRA and let God decide. Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Once the Serbs have cleansed their entire country, I'm sure that they'll welcome the company. For a time. How about those Orkneys?:That line didn't work with 5 Heinekens inside me last New Year's, and it's sure as hell not going to work now, buster! If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Doesn't matter. As long as either the truck or the car end up running over the mailman every 14 Feb I'm happy. Well satisfied, at least. How do you feel?: *[i]Activate Wet-Wet-Wet Configuration[/i]* ----- I feel her with my fingers, I feel her with my toes ---- One moon circles: a body of mass [i]M[/i] equal to 6.0x10^24 kg, at a radius of 7.8x10^7 m, every three days. If the mass of the moon is 1/7th that of [i]M[/i], calculate the airspeed velocity of a swallow carrying the moon. [assume G = 6.67x10^-27 N(m^2)/(kg^2)]. Done?:Christ no. I'm going back to start again. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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