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Fabrux
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Here's a survey for your reading enjoyment. Fill it out! Have a good time.

Name:
Nickname:
Age:
Assumed Age:
Birthday:
Sex:
Is this a question?:
Residence:
Previous Residence:
Place you wished you lived in:
Favourite place:
Living arrangement:
No. of siblings:
Favourite food:
Favourite class:
Favourite drink:
Favourite teacher:
Religious preference:

Do you like Trek?:
When did you first get interested in Trek?:
What is your favourite Trek series?:
What is your favourite Trek episode?:
What is your favourite Trek novel?:
Do you like pickles?:

Will CC ever finish Flare2?:
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?:
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?:
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?:
What planet is Frank from?:
Is Baloo really a bear?:
How long is the Defiant?:
This space left blank for your thoughts:

Is this survey over?:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?:
What is your favourite kind of weather?:
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?:
How many languages do you speak?:
Are you?:
What is the answer to every question?:
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?:

Empires overthrown:
Empires created:
Times reincarnated:
Godlike powers?:
Immortal?:
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?:

Number of years of computer experience:
Number of years on the internet:
Processor speed:
Hardrive space:
RAM:
Accessories:
Next upgrade:

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?:
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?:
How about those Orkneys?:
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?:
How do you feel?:
One moon circles:
Done?:


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"Yes. I have seventeen brains! And eleven legs. And a pecan."
-Frank Gerratana, March 3, 2000

[This message has been edited by Fabrux (edited March 13, 2000).]


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Fabrux
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Name: Chris Martin
Nickname: Fabrux
Age: 15
Assumed Age: About 20
Birthday: September 14, 1984
Sex: Yup.
Is this a question?: If that's a question, this is an answer
Residence: Nerepis
Previous Residence: mother's womb
Place you wished you lived in: Orlando would be nice...
Favourite place: Classified
Living arrangement: bungalow
No. of siblings: 1
Favourite food: Pilsbury Cinnimon Rolls
Favourite class: noon hour
Favourite drink: Pepsi
Favourite teacher: Mr. Patrick Cloutier
Religious preference: Roman Catholic

Do you like Trek?: Of course
When did you first get interested in Trek?: Late 80s, early 90s
What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG, DS9, VGR
What is your favourite Trek episode?: I'll get back to you on that one..
What is your favourite Trek novel?: I, Q
Do you like pickles?: Yup.

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Hard to tell...
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: The forcast is cloudy...
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: Sure. We'll all go to the wedding!
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Sure. Just give him some alchyhol...
What planet is Frank from?: A certain ringed planet which shall remain unnamed
Is Baloo really a bear?: Er..
How long is the Defiant?: Beats me. Somewhere between 0-170 m
This space left blank for your thoughts:

Okay.

Is this survey over?: Hmm..
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: 65 km/h
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
What is your favourite kind of weather?: Foggy twilight
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Ford F-150
How many languages do you speak?: 2
Are you?: No. I'm a figment of your imagination
What is the answer to every question?: 42
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Yes. It's the goverment, it's all the government!

Empires overthrown: 1200, including the Peoples Republic of Frank
Empires created: 1, the Empire of Non-Canon
Times reincarnated: None
Godlike powers?: I can enjoy non-canon Trek
Immortal?: I'm working on that...
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Why, it's Nilevhiv, of course

Number of years of computer experience: Too many
Number of years on the internet: 4
Processor speed: 500 mHz
Hardrive space: 13 GB
RAM: 32 MB
Accessories: Scanner, printer
Next upgrade: Not for a while..

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Neutral
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Yes.
How about those Orkneys?: They're doing good!
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: The car will arrive at the milk store, the truck will fall off the Earth, and the mail will be lost in the black hole.
How do you feel?: Fine
One moon circles: It sure does....
Done?: No.


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"Yes. I have seventeen brains! And eleven legs. And a pecan."
-Frank Gerratana, March 3, 2000


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Aethelwer
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Name: Frank Gerratana
Nickname: "Sparky"
Age: 17
Assumed Age: 17
Birthday: August 9
Sex: Male
Is this a question?: Fwvm
Residence: Connecticut
Previous Residence: Zorgatimus IX
Place you wished you lived in: Pittsburgh
Favourite place: Island XC5, North Pacific
Living arrangement: Angular
No. of siblings: 1
Favourite food: Antelope
Favourite class: iostream.h
Favourite drink: Water
Favourite teacher: The kind that doesn't show up
Religious preference: No iguana-worship

Do you like Trek?: Sure
When did you first get interested in Trek?: A while ago
What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG
What is your favourite Trek episode?: "Endgame" (B5)
What is your favourite Trek novel?: Ugh
Do you like pickles?: Yes!

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Nope
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: I hope so
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: We'll see
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Probably not
What planet is Frank from?: BWAHAHAHA! No, really, that's what it's called
Is Baloo really a bear?: Possibly
How long is the Defiant?: 120m
This space left blank for your thoughts: Sounds about right

Is this survey over?: I guess not
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: I don't know that!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: See above
What is your favourite kind of weather?: Endless rain
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Golf carts are cool
How many languages do you speak?: Viele
Are you?: Yes
What is the answer to every question?: Yes
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Yes

Empires overthrown: Government of Algonsina
Empires created: Government of Algonsina
Times reincarnated: None as of 1763
Godlike powers?: Heh heh heh...
Immortal?: So far, so good
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Zdrawkrinfunkel City

Number of years of computer experience: 16
Number of years on the internet: 5
Processor speed: 88 MPH
Hardrive space: 15 GB
RAM: 128 MB
Accessories: Too many
Next upgrade: Now!

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Lousy left-wing lemmings...
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Yes
How about those Orkneys?: Hey, that's my thing to say
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Of course
How do you feel?: I don't understand the question
One moon circles: Tungsten is better
Done?: enoD

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Frank's Home Page
"This spontaneous stuff takes a little bit of planning." - John Flansburgh

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Name: But of course.
Nickname: (Simple) Elim Garak
Age: Buzz! Wrong question!
Assumed Age: Usually much older.
Birthday: I have one. Or two. I can never get that straight.
Sex: I am the fifth sex of Species 8472.
Is this a question?: It is?
Residence: No, I live away from school.
Previous Residence: Like I said, I live at home.
Place you wished you lived in: Ocampa... Oh wait... It's been five years.
Favourite place: The Shrine of Benzoic Acid!
Living arrangement: Bungalow
No. of siblings: 0
Favourite food: Cranberry delicacies
Favourite class: Chemistry
Favourite drink: Cranberry Juice
Favourite teacher: Someone Nice
Religious preference: One in which I don't have to eat Sparky. The dog. Not the Gerratana.

Do you like Trek?: Uh... yes!
When did you first get interested in Trek?: Late 1994
What is your favourite Trek series?: DS9, TOS, or Voyager
What is your favourite Trek episode?: "The Visitor" (DS9)
What is your favourite Trek novel?: Imzadi
Do you like pickles?: Pickles. Dill Pickles.

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: But of course!
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: That depends. Does "light of the internet" include a static "Coming Soon!" sign?
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: Yes. In Azerbaijan.
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Well, he's a Vorlon. He can't changed he's brilliant appearance.
What planet is Frank from?: Zyborgus X
Is Baloo really a bear?: Absolutely!
How long is the Defiant?: 120 metres. Obviously.
This space left blank for your thoughts: I thought I got a penny for my thoughts.

Is this survey over?: Hopefully not... Surveys are fun, fun, fun!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Australian or Antarctican?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: You see... You take the number of Os, invert it and multiply it by four, then...
What is your favourite kind of weather?: Misty air and 7�C or so
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: One that I'm not driving
How many languages do you speak?: 2 completely fluently (French and English)
Are you?: I. Am. Canadian.
What is the answer to every question?: 47
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: No, it's TPTB imposing order on society.

Empires overthrown: One; the Frankus Gerratanus Extraordinaeus Sovereignty
Empires created: One; the Order of Benzoic Acid
Times reincarnated: 0
Godlike powers?: Only when arguing with Frank
Immortal?: Only until I die.
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Riga? No, that's Latvia. Almaty? No, that's Kazakhstan. How about Kinshasa? No, that'd be the Democratic Republic of Congo. Ooh! I've got it! MINSK!

Number of years of computer experience: Three or four
Number of years on the internet: About the same
Processor speed: 200 MHz
Hardrive space: Not enough
RAM: 32 Mb
Accessories: Scanner and printer
Next upgrade: A long time in the future, in a repair shop far, far away

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Lemmings are nifty, albeit somewhat in need of counseling
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Yes, it's called Australia
How about those Orkneys?: No, they are inferior lifeforms
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Not if it's Canada Post
How do you feel?: Like I want more survey questions!
One moon circles: Benzoic acid all the way!
Done?: Not yet.


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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This is like Super 10 Questions...only more


Name: Brian Rada
Nickname: Jeff Raven(duh...)
Age: Old enough
Assumed Age: 20
Birthday: Once a year
Sex: Male
Is this a question?: Is it a relevant one?
Residence: Home
Previous Residence: My old home
Place you wished you lived in: A new home
Favorite place: Home
Living arrangement: Usually all over the place, quite frankly
No. of siblings: Too many
Favorite food: Everything
Favorite class: Upper-middle class
Favorite drink: Black Russian
Favorite teacher: Mr. Hiem, 11th and 12th grade Chemistry teacher
Religious preference: My own

Do you like Trek?: What kind of question is that? pfffft
When did you first get interested in Trek?: Episode 1 of Next Generation
What is your favorite Trek series?: Next Generation, but DS9 is really close
What is your favorite Trek episode?: All Good Things, TNG
What is your favorite Trek novel?: Federations
Do you like pickles?: Sure

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Don't you know, its already finished...Capps is waiting for us to REALLY salivate.
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: >insert vague Vorlon response here<
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: Only God(esse)(s) knows
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: If you get a big enough light, maybe
What planet is Frank from?:BWAHAHAHA! - But I think he was adopted
Is Baloo really a bear?: Nah, he we tolerate him quite well
How long is the Defiant?: Whatever Frank says its not
This space left blank for your thoughts:

Is this survey over?: Unfortunately, no
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Approx. 27mph
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: Don't let Charles know you asked that question
What is your favorite kind of weather?: Snow
What is your favorite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: 1996 Ford Taurus station wagon
How many languages do you speak?: Some
Are you?: Most definitely not
What is the answer to every question?: Yes
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Not a conspiracy, but definitely intentional.

Empires overthrown: 8
Empires created: 287
Times reincarnated: Not enough
Godlike powers?: Thou Shalt not ask that question
Immortal?: Well, for at least a very very very long time!
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Zdrawkrinfunkelopolis

Number of years of computer experience: 6
Number of years on the internet: 4
Processor speed: between 1.6-1.9 billion rpms
Hardrive space: Not enough
RAM: Not enough either
Accessories: Again, not enough.
Next upgrade: soon

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Let them do what they want
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Only if they can demonstrate that the government they set up is the spontaneous will of the people.
How about those Orkneys?: I'm selling them to the highest bidder
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Trick question, the mail is never on time.
How do you feel?: With my hands, usually.
One moon circles: Frank's Ego
Done?: Good lord I hope so!

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"If a nail is driven into the wrong place, it would be foolish indeed to become angry with the hammer." - Old Russian Proverb


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Zybrogus X, not Zyborgus X.

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Frank's Home Page
"This spontaneous stuff takes a little bit of planning." - John Flansburgh


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Dat
Huh?
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Name: Datshon Cheung
Nickname: PopMaze, but a close female friend calls me Dude
Age: 20
Assumed Age: what do you think?
Birthday: Sept. 3, 1979
Sex: Male, but I won't tell you if I've done it
Is this a question?: Sure looks like one to me
Residence: this universe
Previous Residence: who knows?
Place you wished you lived in: haven't figured that out yet
Favourite place: anyplace that's stress free, I can relax, and don't have to do anything or a remote island with naked women
Living arrangement: in a house
No. of siblings: 1
Favourite food: chicken strips
Favourite class: one where I can pass it easily and I don't have to do homework or study
Favourite drink: creme soda
Favourite teacher: Mr. Benee Hopson
Religious preference: don't have one

Do you like Trek?: If I didn't, I wouldn't be here
When did you first get interested in Trek?: early 90's
What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG, DS9, VOY
What is your favourite Trek episode?: any episode with a battle in it
What is your favourite Trek novel?: Dreadnought
Do you like pickles?: they're okay

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: that's up to him
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: also up to CC
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: I hope so
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: you tell me
What planet is Frank from?: certainly not from Earth
Is Baloo really a bear?: could be
How long is the Defiant?: longer than a runabout, shorter than a Galaxy
This space left blank for your thoughts: I wish they didn't have to cancel the morning French2A class I registered for and stick me in the evening class.

Is this survey over?: Apparantly not if I see another question below this one
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: don't know don't care
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood?: depends on a lot of factors
What is your favourite kind of weather?: sunny
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: anything that can take me from point a to point b
How many languages do you speak?: 4, but only English fluently
Are you?: am I what?
What is the answer to every question?: "Ask someone else."
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Yes, considering I live near 47th Ave.

Empires overthrown: that I overthrew myself or generally speaking?
Empires created: same answer as above except with the word "created" and not "overthrown"
Times reincarnated: wish I knew
Godlike powers?: I'm not a Q, so no
Immortal?: same answer as above
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: say what?

Number of years of computer experience: nearly 10
Number of years on the internet: nearly 5 or 6
Processor speed: 266 megahertz
Hardrive space: 3.2 gig
RAM: 64 megs but only 60 dedicated
Accessories: a printer and a burner that stopped burning
Next upgrade: a new burner and a color printer

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: huh?
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: huh?
How about those Orkneys?: huh?
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail
still come on time?: never does where I live
How do you feel?: using my hands
One moon circles: that true and it's called Luna
Done?: I hope so.


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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Name: Nope.
Nickname: I'll let you figure that out for yourself.
Age: A positive real number.
Assumed Age: Well, I assume my age is a positive real number.
Birthday: The one day of the year that is not my unbirthday.
Sex: Male.
Is this a question?: Maybe.
Residence: Here.
Previous Residence: There.
Place you wished you lived in: There. I liked it better than here.
Favourite place: There.
Living arrangement: Alive.
No. of siblings: One.
Favourite food: Currently Taco Bell tacos.
Favourite class: Nuclear Physics (Yes, I'm actually taking Nuclear Physics.)
Favourite drink: Mello Yello/Mountain Dew.
Favourite teacher: Myself. I'm my favorite teacher, because everything I teach myself is fun.
Religious preference: Any that allow me to sleep in on Sunday.

Do you like Trek?: Yes, although I'd like it more if my hometown's evil cable company and my college's town's evil FOX affiliate hadn't gotten rid of Voyager.
When did you first get interested in Trek?: As a young kid. I watched TAS on Nickelodeon.
What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG.
What is your favourite Trek episode?: That's a tough one... There are so many good ones...
What is your favourite Trek novel?: I have very few Trek novels, so I'd pick the first book in the Invasion series.
Do you like pickles?: No. Lousy brine-soaked cucumbers...

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: If he does, it'll be so far into the future that the only reaction CC will get will be "Flare II? What's that?"
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: I hope so. I never got much of a chance to poke around the first two.
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: Strangely enough, I can actually see that happening...
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: *Vorlon speak* Yes. No. Maybe.
What planet is Frank from?: BWAHAHAHA Prime.
Is Baloo really a bear?: I believe the correct term is "animated ursine."
How long is the Defiant?: 120.0000000000000000001 meters.
This space left blank for your thoughts: Foolish mortals! This space is far too small for me to share the entirety of my vast knowledge!

Is this survey over?: Yes.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: I refuse to answer this question, as this survey is over.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: If you insist... Given the average lifespan of the woodchuck, the rate at which it destroys trees to build dams, and the rate at which trees grow back, I could easily figure that out.
What is your favourite kind of weather?: Overcast and brisk.
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: None, as I can't drive.
How many languages do you speak?: I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.
Are you?: I should say not. And shame on you for asking.
What is the answer to every question?: Could you repeat the question?
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Yes... A Voyager Conspiracy!

Empires overthrown: 0. Yet.
Empires created: 0. Yet.
Times reincarnated: Pi.
Godlike powers?: I can walk all the way to Taco Bell!
Immortal?: In and of myself? No. But my temporal technology allows me to keep myself in temporal stasis, which prevents me from aging.
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Z.

Number of years of computer experience: Beats me. It's all been such a blur...
Number of years on the internet: Two, I think.
Processor speed: I don't know.
Hardrive space: 1 GB. Stop laughing!
RAM: 40 MB.
Accessories: None.
Next upgrade: None. This thing's going to the dump soon. Bwahahahahaha! Prime.

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Lemmings should not have politics.
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Nah. The ramifications could be disasterous.
How about those Orkneys?: I have a better question: What's an Orkney?
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: That depends on what the velocity of the car and the truck are.
How do you feel?: Nothing unreal exists. Whoops... Wrong question...
One moon circles: One star squares.
Done?: No. Please sir... May I have some more?

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"Time is but a window. Death is but a door. I'll be back."

- Vigo the Carpathian, Ghostbusters II.


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Name: Christopher Holly
Nickname: Cigaweed (don't ask, please) and The Pompatus of Love
Age: 20 (going on 21 in three weeks)
Assumed Age: 25
Birthday: The 10th day of the 4th month of every year
Sex: Only after a Viagra and a Valium Cocktail
Is this a question?: No, this is a question.
Residence: South Moody Tower, University of Houston
Previous Residence: Settegast Hall, University of Houston
Place you wished you lived in: Law Hall, University of Houston (I've been in the dorms too long)
Favourite place: MY DORM ROOM!
Living arrangement: perpendicular to the elevators
No. of siblings: 1 sister (19)
Favourite food: the Monte Cristo? Yum...
Favourite class: Astronomy PHYS 1305: Solar System
Favourite drink: Dr Pepper
Favourite teacher: Kevin Borgfeldt
Religious preference: Agnostic with inclinations towards Pompatarianism

Do you like Trek?: Let me think about that, uh, YES!
When did you first get interested in Trek?: "Time Squared" of TNG
What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG and TOS
What is your favourite Trek episode?: "The Inner Light" of TNG
What is your favourite Trek novel?: Imzadi
Do you like pickles?: Hell, YES!

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: I dunno. Let me see what my bookie says...
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: I dunno, but it sure has been a while. Let me see what my bookie says...
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: I certainly hope so, but let me see what my bookie says...
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: I'm afraid I must invoke the 5th amendment, and let me see what my hall director says... (Betcha thought I was gonna check with my bookie, huh?)
What planet is Frank from?: There once was the Shadow from Venus, who's body was shaped like a...
Is Baloo really a bear?: Yep, but I think he's more along the lines of Winnie the Pooh.
How long is the Defiant?: about 60 meters (you cannot deny the visual evidence in First Contact!)
This space left blank for your thoughts: I like the Hokie Pokie so much it could be considered sick. Just plain sick.

Is this survey over?: Is the Defiant 120 meters?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Depends on the velocity of the air that the swallow is flying into as well as muscle tone and whether its been drinking alcohol.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: approximately 1.36 pounds per day.
What is your favourite kind of weather?: Lots of hard rain, freezing wind, and the threat of tornadoes.
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: KITT from Knight Rider
How many languages do you speak?: 3: Americanized English, Texanized English, and Valley.
Are you?: Yes, I am the Pompatus of Love.
What is the answer to every question?: Kneel to the master!
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: No, the writers are just afraid to think outside the random number box.

Empires overthrown: None as of yet, but give me time.
Empires created: Well, there is a fungus/mold colony on my piece of meatloaf. Does that count?
Times reincarnated: Personally, zero but the title of The Pompatus of Love has been passed on three times before me.
Godlike powers?: None really. I do carry a lovesaber, though. And I hang out with the Pompatus in Training, the Pompatress of Love, the Plattitude of Lust, and The Powers That Be. I also do battle with The Powers That Weren't, the Perpitude of Chaos, and the Dark Lord of the Pompati.
Immortal?: Um, if I'm the FOURTH Pompatus of Love, I would take that to mean NO!
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Leknufnirkwardz City of Mines

Number of years of computer experience: about 14 years
Number of years on the internet: about 5 years
Processor speed: 300 mHz
Hardrive space: 4.6 gBytes
RAM: I do that all the time to the idiots who cut me off on the freeway.
Accessories: all I've got is a Guess watch. Maybe I can borrow something from my sister...
Next upgrade: I'm happy with my meal plan, no need to upgrade it yet.

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: PUT THE LITTLE ONE BACK IN YOUR PANTS!!!
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: I thought they already did. Isn't it called Australia?
How about those Orkneys?: AUGH! DIE MOTHA****A DIE! AUGH!
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: You mean it usually does? You've never been to Texas, have ya boy?
How do you feel?: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
One moon circles: One moon circles Uranus.
Done?: Quite.

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693 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

[This message has been edited by Siegfried (edited March 13, 2000).]


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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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Name: As above
Nickname: DA
Age: Linear time?
Assumed Age: As above
Birthday: Sometime in November.
Sex: Not with you
Is this a question?: Nyet
Residence: Australia
Previous Residence: USSR
Place you wished you lived in: South Eastern Angola
Favourite place: Kremlin
Living arrangement: 2 to a bunk. It's like that in the gulag.
No. of siblings: Errm. 1
Favourite food: Curry
Favourite class: Of what?
Favourite drink: Water
Favourite teacher: Why, comrade Mao, the utterly moronic.
Religious preference: Mockery of all major faiths. 'Blind faith is the crutch of fools'.

Do you like Trek?: Yes, its my secret shame..
When did you first get interested in Trek?: '95
What is your favourite Trek series?: DS9
What is your favourite Trek episode?: No particular
What is your favourite Trek novel?: None.
Do you like pickles?: Yes

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Well I could tell you, but he'd kill me.
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: As above.
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: I'll preside over it, as Paitriach of the Curry order.
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Well...
What planet is Frank from?: The one furthest from me.
Is Baloo really a bear?: No. He's a giraffe.
How long is the Defiant?: Having trouble keeping a sustained erection are we?
This space left blank for your thoughts: Some of the above facts are utter BS, and some of the below text may offend, but hey Oh, and why wasn't curry included in the survey? HEATHENS!

Is this survey over?: I wish.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: African or European?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: About CC's weight.
What is your favourite kind of weather?: Anything that sees women in bikinis.
.What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Anything fast and reliable.
How many languages do you speak?: 450.
Are you?: I am. (Someone else called themself that.)
What is the answer to every question?: 42
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Nope. It's the doing of the orb of Braga.

Empires overthrown: Hopefully the American Economic Empire. Oh ye hypocrits
Empires created: 1 - Curry
Times reincarnated: Omnipotent.
Godlike powers?: Hell Yes.
Immortal?: Of course.
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Wubble

Number of years of computer experience: 8
Number of years on the internet: 3.5
Processor speed: 450 mhz
Hardrive space: 12.4 gb
RAM: 128 mb
Accessories: The usual
Next upgrade: Not for awhile.

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: They're a bit too yankee in their mentality for me.
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Nyet.
How about those Orkneys?: Nuke EM!
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Stupid US postal service.
How do you feel?: With my hands.
One moon circles: So?
Done?:


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Name: Timothy Stephen Nix
Nickname: Like I'm going to tell you that...
Age: In the words of Alice Cooper, "eighteen".
Assumed Age: Why do you assume that?
Birthday: Cake.
Sex: No, thanks, I'm fine.
Is this a question?: No, "this" is a pronoun.
Residence: Where you hang your headwear.
Previous Residence: Where you used to hang your headwear.
Place you wished you lived in: My own starship.
Favourite place: That place I like.
Living arrangement: Pretty much like any other house. Rooms connected by doors.
No. of siblings: What, in all the world, over all time? Or do you just mean my personal ones?
Favourite food: The edible kind.
Favourite class: Upper.
Favourite drink: The liquid kind.
Favourite teacher: The kind that teach.
Religious preference: The lack thereof.

Do you like Trek?: Does that even need to be asked?
When did you first get interested in Trek?: When I first saw it.
What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG. (Whoops, how did a serious answer get in here?)
What is your favourite Trek episode?: The one w/ the starship in it.
What is your favourite Trek novel?: The one that was written by someone.
Do you like pickles?: Not as much as Liz.

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: One has to wonder if CC has actually even started Flare II...
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: Well, does the logo count?
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: As long as there's cake. Otherwise, I don't care.
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Nevar ask that question.
What planet is Frank from?: You actually believe that Frank exists?
Is Baloo really a bear?: Kipling thinks so, anyway.
How long is the Defiant?: As long as my�
This space left blank for your thoughts: *place stays blank*

Is this survey over?: Yes.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Depends upon who's doing the swallowing...
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: Ask CC.
What is your favourite kind of weather?: The atmospheric kind.
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: The kind that drives itself.
How many languages do you speak?: None.
Are you?: I am.
What is the answer to every question?: I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: See above.

Empires overthrown: Ten. Eleven, if you count that Attilla guy.
Empires created: Just the one. Since it's never been defeated, why would I need another?
Times reincarnated: Does "divided by" get reincarnated, too?
Godlike powers?: No, thanks. I already have them.
Immortal?: Only slightly.
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: 'Z'.

Number of years of computer experience: All of them.
Number of years on the internet: Wow. I spend too much time on the 'net, yes, but years?!
Processor speed: Too slow.
Hardrive space: Not enough.
RAM: Ditto.
Accessories: Please.
Next upgrade: Soon, I hope!

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Independent.
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: They do. They just let the Australians live there, too.
How about those Orkneys?: I hear they're not as good as elf knees or dwarf knees...
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Wouldn't it have to come on time to begin with, before it could "still" come on time?
How do you feel?: With my nerves.
One moon circles: Two planet squares.
Done?: Hardly.

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"To make the merry-go-round go faster, so that everyone needs to hang on tighter, just to keep from being thrown to the wolves."
-They Might Be Giants, "They Might Be Giants"


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Gaseous Anomaly
Senior Member
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Name: I have two already. Thanks.

Nickname:JD.

Age:19 (20 @ month's end)

Assumed Age:947, or so The Watcher claims.

Birthday:27 March, EVERY SINGLE FREAKING YEAR IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING!!

Sex: Now that you mention it, Fabrux, the days do seem to go by quicker when you've something to do, morning noon and night.

Is this a question?:Of couse it is. Didn't you type that question mark? That was a question also. See how I know these things.

Residence:Worked with the Czechs from 1942 to my capture and internment in Colditz in 1944.
Oh, residence! Sorry. Ignore that.

Previous Residence efine previous. I am in college now, and prior to that I was at home in bed. So...at home.

Place you wished you lived in: beach-hut on an all-female nudist colony.

Favourite place:Bed.

Living arrangement:Horizontal by day, vertical by night.

No. of siblings:I have but one rookery brother and two rokkery sisters.

Favourite food:Flesh is so 80's nowadays, dontcha think? Umm...chicken?

Favourite class:The poor easily-led lower classes that I and my Dark Cohorts can manipulate and wield to form my Smelly Army of the Wee Hours.

Favourite drink:Tequila, without: lemon, lime, salt, ice, water, coke, lemonade, OJ, Lucozade, black/cran-currant/berrie juice, apple juice or any other girlie embellishment.

Favourite teacher:Tony Hart. But I never listened in class, and look where I am now.

Religious preference:Again, the simple-minded lower classes' belief structure makes no allowances for creatures such as I, so nearly all Indo-European-Americano religions.


Do you like Trek?:No, I prefer travelling by car. Call me lazy, but trekking from graveyard to graveyard lost it's appeal for me years ago.

When did you first get interested in Trek?:When I was eight, and TNG started on Sunday evenings on our national broadcaster.

What is your favourite Trek series? S9.

What is your favourite Trek episode?:In the Pale Moonlight.

What is your favourite Trek novel?:Out of the two I got free, I suppose Invasion 1.

Do you like pickles? nly in MacDonald's.


Will CC ever finish Flare2?:It'll probably be finished at the same time it's completed, so no. Never.

Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?:The Internet has a light? Where? And since when? I demand the URL!

Are CC and Jubes going to get married?:They'd want to, lest Boss Hog and Enis take 'em down for that there cavortin' and a-husslin'.

Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?:I suppose this is the same "Internet light" you were boasting about earlier. Well no, I don't think he will. Only thing is I'm a more miserable insufferable soab than he is.

What planet is Frank from?:You heard about the gas giant orbiting Gliese 871?
That's Frank.

Is Baloo really a bear?:You're mad. Baloo is human, just like you. I presume.

How long is the Defiant?: I'm not being dragged into this meaningless debate on the length of a fictional vessel capable of "interstellar travel".

This space left blank for your thoughts:

Is this survey over?:It had better be *looks down* YOU PRICK! That question was designed to throw me off! You knew exactly what you were doing when you set this little meeting up, didn't you?!?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?:
I'm not even going to try and better TSN's answer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood?: Depending on how much wood he ate, and of course, we'll be seeing Sunday's carrots as well as half-digested bark and sapwood.

What is your favourite kind of weather?:Thunder and lightening, During Wind And Rain, with me sitting by a window holding a twisted array of coathangers and andion generators, specifically designed to short out the cloud and kill some innocently grazing cattle.

What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Mercedes SLK *droooolll.......*

How many languages do you speak?: 3;Irish, French and I have been accused of attempting English.

Are you?: I am neither Here nor There -- I AM UNTHERE!

What is the answer to every question?: That would be an ecumenical matter.

Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in
Trek a conspiracy?: I blame Braga, but who'll believe lil'ol' me?


Empires overthrown:You don't hear much about the British Empire nowadays, do you?

Empires created:Could. Not. Be. Arsed calling it an "Empire".
OoooH; an "Empire"! Look, Mother, I made an "Empire" - she wouldn't look at me if I called it that.
It's a Domain. OK? A Domain.

Times reincarnated: None. Fecking immortality. No fun.

Godlike powers?: once the drinking stops, I'm sure they'll return.

Immortal?:Yup.

What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?:I didn't know the Zdrawkrinfunks kept their capital after the 'Oh My God, It's The Zdrawkrinfunky Sh*t' Purge of 30971.

Number of years of computer experience:If C64's and waiting ages to load Shinobi's first level count, than at least nine years.

Number of years on the internet:Well, there was an hour yesterday (or was it two?) and then there's today...you know, I've just lost track.

Processor speed:My oscilloscope here says I'm a sine wave of period 0.8 seconds, so that's 1.2Hz for me.

Hardrive space:I checked, but after I regained consciousness, I discovered I could remember very little about the whole experience. Only the blinding light remained.

RAM:YES! Aries! How did you guess?!

Accessories:Quadroped limbs as standard.
FREE eyelids (cost �299 seperately).
E.L. penis and fantastic intellect �1,499 extra.

Next upgrade:Whenever a hot chick starts chatting me up again. Ohh, upgrade! Sorry.

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Let them vote NRA and let God decide.

Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Once the Serbs have cleansed their entire country, I'm sure that they'll welcome the company. For a time.

How about those Orkneys?:That line didn't work with 5 Heinekens inside me last New Year's, and it's sure as hell not going to work now, buster!

If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?:
Doesn't matter. As long as either the truck or the car end up running over the mailman every 14 Feb I'm happy. Well satisfied, at least.

How do you feel?:
*Activate Wet-Wet-Wet Configuration*
----- I feel her with my fingers, I feel her with my toes ----

One moon circles: a body of mass M equal to 6.0x10^24 kg, at a radius of 7.8x10^7 m, every three days.
If the mass of the moon is 1/7th that of M, calculate the airspeed velocity of a swallow carrying the moon.
[assume G = 6.67x10^-27 N(m^2)/(kg^2)].

Done?:Christ no. I'm going back to start again.

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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.

Brimstone. May it rest in syndication.



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Dane Simri
Member
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Name: Um... hmm... well, I... *skips this one*

Nickname: Er... well, um... *breaks pencil* Darnit!

*gives up and goes back to differential calculus*

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"Mathematicians have long held that a million monkeys banging on a million keyboards would eventually reproduce the collected wisdom of the human race. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Silensky


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First of Two
Better than you
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Name: Robert A Farquhar, II (currently)
Nickname: (see attatched sheet)
Age: Unverifiable.
Assumed Age: Indeterminate.
Birthday: October 14, Celebrated October 31.
Sex: Frequently.
Is this a question?: Is it?
Residence: Perryopolis, PA, USA, Sol III, Orion Arm, Galaxy Zeta-12-00-439-983-Beta-771(Main).
Previous Residence: Undisclosed location.
Place you wished you lived in: Holodeck 8.
Favourite place: She knows.
Living arrangement: Unpleasant.
No. of siblings: 1 known.
Favourite food: Pumpkin Cake.
Favourite class: Upper Middle.
Favourite drink: Hydrogen Dioxide (chilled)
Favourite teacher: Socrates
Religious preference: Deist
Do you like Trek?: Well, DUH!
When did you first get interested in Trek?: A long time ago...
What is your favourite Trek series?: DS9
What is your favourite Trek episode?: Any with Morn
What is your favourite Trek novel?: How Much for Just the Planet?
Do you like pickles?: Whole dill.
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: *JesseJacksonspeak* Who can answer such a speculative question?
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: Maybeperhaps.
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: There are some things man was not meant to know.
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Pshaw!
What planet is Frank from?: None I know of, but there is a resemblance to the inhabitants of Nu Cass. IV... before they self-destructed.
Is Baloo really a bear?: No, bears can't design so well.
How long is the Defiant?: Long enough to fight about.
This space left blank for your thoughts: (Blank Stare)
Is this survey over?: No, DAMMIT!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Bloody fast.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: More than enough to feed Party of Five.
What is your favourite kind of weather?: Dark but warm.
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Wolfrace Sonic.
How many languages do you speak?: 7, but only one Terran.
Are you?: I can't tell you that!!
What is the answer to every question?: *gleep*
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: NO. AND STOP ASKING.
Empires overthrown: 42
Empires created: 47
Times reincarnated: 47
Godlike powers?: No thanks, already have them.
Immortal?: Not dead yet...
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Varfergnuugen.
Number of years of computer experience: I wouldn't call it experience...
Number of years on the internet: 3
Processor speed: I don't know
Hardrive space: I don't care
RAM: I don't go that way.
Accessories: Some rings and necklaces
Next upgrade: Rob 3.0
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Damn pinko scum.
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Yes.
How about those Orkneys?: Give them to the kangaroos.
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Mine never HAS!
How do you feel?: Depends on what/who I'm feeling
One moon circles: Delta Targinia 6.
Done?: And gone.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi


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Epoch
Geology Rocks
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Name: Jerod Ward
Nickname: Tec
Age: 21
Assumed Age: 18
Birthday: March
Sex: M
Is this a question?: Depends
Residence: Corvallis
Previous Residence: Pendleton
Place you wished you lived in: Never thought about it.
Favourite place:
Living arrangement: Dorm room with roommate
No. of siblings: 1
Favourite food: Pizza
Favourite class: Any Science
Favourite drink: Alabama Slammer
Favourite teacher: Mrs. Kaiser
Religious preference: None

Do you like Trek?: You betcha
When did you first get interested in Trek?: TNG
What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG
What is your favourite Trek episode?: BoBW
What is your favourite Trek novel?: Echos
Do you like pickles?: yes

Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Yes
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: I hope so I'm working hard enough on it.
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: Yes
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Don't know
What planet is Frank from?: Not one in this solar system.
Is Baloo really a bear?: Maybe
How long is the Defiant?: 120m
This space left blank for your thoughts:

Is this survey over?: Highly doubt it
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: I need more info.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: Depends on wood density
What is your favourite kind of weather?: Sunny
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Dodge viper
How many languages do you speak?: 1 1/2 English&some spanish
Are you?: Am I what, Stop asking me all of these tough questions
What is the answer to every question?: Why Not
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Yes it is

Empires overthrown: 3
Empires created: 1
Times reincarnated: 0
Godlike powers?: useless fact filled memory
Immortal?: No, but working on it.
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Depends on who's in charge.

Number of years of computer experience: 12
Number of years on the internet: 4
Processor speed: 120
Hardrive space: 730
RAM: 40
Accessories: none
Next upgrade: When I get the money

What is your position on the politics of lemmings?:
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?:
How about those Orkneys?:
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?:
How do you feel?:
One moon circles:
Done?:

I refuse this last section on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.



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