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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lee: [QB] A couple of years back, when I still lived in my own flat in London, my flatmate Paul decided he wanted to get back at his old friend Mike in Manchester. They were really good friends, were even working on a laser control program in fact, but Mike had a taste for practical jokes. I can't remember any examples of the jokes he'd perpetrated with Paul as the target, but Paul had decided it was payback time. Basically the idea he'd come up with was a fake call from the police. We then kicked the plan around until we had a workable scheme. Central to the scheme was the fact that Mike knew me, he had never met or spoken to my new girlfriend, Kate. Kate then virtually took over the whole plan. She wrote out her script, then sat in Paul's bedroom and made the call, while we waited down the stairs in the lounge (it was a split-level apartment) with cushions shoved in our mouths to muffle the hysterical laughter. Kate phoned, Mike's wife answered. Kate then made her spiel, that she was DC (Detective Constable) Belinda Gates (Bill Gates' wife, a deliberate gag) of the Metropolitan Police. Mike was called and came on the line. Kate then went on to detail how the police had been observing mail deliveries to a Finsbury Park address, and had just seized a package which had been found to contain Class-A drugs (Mike often sent dope in the post). Mike wasn't saying a lot at this point. Kate continued that they now had a certain Mr. Paul ******** in custody and he had named Mike as his supplier. Kate advised him that although he was not under arrest, they would like Mike to go to the local police station and surrender his passport. Mike agreed in a panicky manner, and assured her that no, he wouldn't need them to send a patrol car round to give him a lift. She then said that they would ring back in a few minutes to ensure he'd found his passport, and to tell him who to report to. She then ended the call. Panic ensued chez Mike (did I mention that it happened to be his wife's birthday?). He's trying to find his passport, she's saying they need to flush any drugs they have. . . It's at this point Paul himself phoned up, using his real name but identifying himself as a Detective Inspector in the Metropolitan Police. . . We took turns on the phone so he could rant and rave and call us all sorts of names (I, if memory serves, am a 'cunt') but there was no doubt he'd been got, and got good. Paul and Mike are still friends - but Mike did get Paul back eventually. I married Kate - well, someone that dangerous, I was afraid what might happen if I didn't! 8) [/QB][/QUOTE]
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