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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Thoughtchopper: [QB] Things I do after a breakup to take my mind off it: 1) Plan a heist, like in Ocean's Eleven. 2) Shave other peoples dogs and cats in the middle of the night, but otherwise being as nice as I can to the animal, telling them "Your such a GOOD boy!" (if it's male.) 3) Hack into the Pantex mainframe, like in Hackers (though I personally never get past designing my cool GUI, or even getting it to work like they did in that movie) 4) Volunteer at a soup kitchen. 5) Eat cheerios. 6) Play darts at the county fair. 7) Knit a shirt out of the dog and cat hair. 8) Send shirt to former girlfriend. 9) Catalogue every scar and pimple on my body for future posterity. 10) Find a world record that you think you can break, and go for it. I went for the "most carrots eaten in an hour" record, but I failed miserably. Next time I'm going for the "longest time spent on a pogo stick" record. These are just a few things that I do after a Breakup. I hope this list helps you find a new hobby. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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