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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Baloo: [QB] Yes, but we're talking about [i]California[/i], here! They pass laws just to make a political statement! Chico, in northern California, has a law on the books making it a [i]misdemeanor[/i] to detonate a nuclear weapon within city limits. There's a $100 fine for violating it! [Setting: we are within a darkened room, possibly a basement. Several men and women wearing black jeans, turtleneck sweaters, and berets are sitting around a table.] <DL><DT>Chief Terrorist (CT): <DD>"Right! We have the nuke! Now all we need's a target." <DT>Terrorist 2: <DD>"Well, we can't detonate it in Chico, it's against the law!" <DT>CT: <DD>"What? When did they do that?" <DT>Terrorist 3: <DD>"I think it was in the late '70s or early '80s." <DT>Terrorist 2: <DD>"Yep! There's a $100 fine!" <DT>CT: "A hundred bucks? How much money we got?" <DT>Treasurer [looks at accounts book]: <DD>"Not much, I'm afraid. That bomb cost almost everrything we had." <DT>CT: <DD>"That settles it, then. We'll destroy Sacramento instead."</DL> <center>[IMG]http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Laugh.gif[/IMG]</center> [/QB][/QUOTE]
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