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[QUOTE]Originally posted by First of Two: [QB] How to be British: 1. Develop a Superiority Complex. 2. Developpe a tendencye to add unnecessarrye lettyres to one's wordes. Especially 'u's. 3. Oasis. 4. Remember to refresh that superiority complex. 5. Scoff at the French, but do it better than everybody else. 6. Belittle the Americans, but not too much, because they might kick your arse. 7. Belittle the Australians, but not too much, because they WILL kick your arse. 8. Export your best comic book authors to the US. And your worst musicians. 9. Pay 4 dollars a gallon for gasoline, and think you're getting a good deal. Tell Americans who pay $1.40 for the same gallon that THEY need to switch to solar power. 10. It's illegal to dance in bars. 11. You have to inform the government if your car is undriveable, or they fine you. 12. Two words: TV Tax. Supposedly, to continue "quality programming" on the BBC. 13. Promote a "Mary Poppins" image of nannies, then send psycho au pairs to the US to decrease the surplus population. 14. Remember to maintain superiority complex. 15. Fail to understand why Americans, even those who 'get' Monty Python and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy can't understand that they're part of an Evil Empire which must be destroyed. 16. Benny Hill. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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