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Author Topic: Oh, crap, not again ... Malnurtured Snay Blogger Member # 411 posted                       So here I am, delivering pizzas. Busy night, I'm the only driver. I'm running south on Jarrettsville Road, and hike a left onto Manor. Over a hill, around a bend ... FUCK! There's a deer in the road! Then I realize. That's not a deer. It's a fucking STALLION with a blue blanket on its back. Just standing there, in the middle of the road, like it owns the fucking pavement. Thank goodness for brand new brakes!!!! -------------------- www.malnurturedsnay.net Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged capped I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP Member # 709 posted                       did the blanket say 'Coolidge High School' on it? Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged Siegfried Fullmetal Pompatus Member # 29 posted                       Damn, Snay, what is it with you and these animals being attracted to your front grill and bumper? Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged StarFire Member Member # 748 posted                       Damn. you know, I don't think I have ever seen the offical count. What is it? -------------------- Are we having fun yet? Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged Siegfried Fullmetal Pompatus Member # 29 posted                       I think three deer have met their doom at the wheels of the Death Jeep. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged capped I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP Member # 709 posted                       Death Jeeps i thought. oh well. Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged TSN I'm... from Earth. Member # 31 posted                       So, did you keep the horse? Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Nim The Aardvark asked for a dagger Member # 205 posted                       Horse? You felt you needed more challenge? You should keep a gun in the glove compartement�, horsies don't have antlers to help twist their necks. ("Me, Myself & Irene" springs to mind) -------------------- "I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!" Mel Gibson, X-Men Registered: Aug 1999  |  IP: Logged The359 The bitch is back Member # 37 posted                       Next thing you know he'll be hitting children... -------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." -Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged MinutiaeMan Living the Geeky Dream Member # 444 posted                       Death Jeep? I thought it was Darth Jeep... -------------------- “Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” — Isaac Asimov Star Trek Minutiae | Memory Alpha Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged Siegfried Fullmetal Pompatus Member # 29 posted                       No, no. Jeff's alter ego is Darth Jeep. But the vehicle that strikes fear into the humble animals of the area south of New England (I had to say that or else Jeff'd get his knickers in a twist) is the Death Jeep, Destroyer of Woods. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Nim The Aardvark asked for a dagger Member # 205 posted                       It's supposed to have a Trans-Fawn drive... Registered: Aug 1999  |  IP: Logged First of Two Better than you Member # 16 posted                       2X2L **Operation Horse Unsuccessful** CQD4 **Proceed with Operation Elk** 2X2L **Elk Confirmed** -------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged PsyLiam Hungry for you Member # 73 posted                       Just when Jeff's dear genocide campaign was starting to get a little dull, he puts a delightful new twist on it. Top marks there Jeff. -------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Curry Monster Somewhere in Australia Member # 12 posted                       If he really wants a challenge, I suggest he tries running over an elephant. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged

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