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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Before anybody asks, no, this is not goodbye forever, for a long time, or for any really big thing.

I'm going away for the weekend. Friday night until an unknown time Sunday evening. To Erie, PA (Dreary Erie) to visit pals from my college days. To attend the Alphi Phi Omega alumni banquet.

(For those of you who aren't familiar with it, Alpha Phi Omega (or A Phi O) is a co-ed service fraternity founded originally on the ideals of Scouts and scouters, and dedicated to helping the community through charity and volunteer work (and having a lot of fun).)

Best of all, I'm taking my girlfriend along. Two nights away from both our families. In a hotel room. Together. The possibilities are endless. Today she told me she'd purchased "special clothes" for the occasion.

You'll excuse me if I gloat a bit.

See you Monday.. if I'm not too worn out to log on.

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*prepares long, drawn out, oscar award winning goodbye speech and then reads that it's only for the weekend* Well, buggar that then. *burns it*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Pleh.
Didn't want to know about First and his new frilly knickers.
Ugh
*goes to wash out skull with hot soapy water*

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"Is there anyone there with a gun?"
- On the Hour

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Scouts, eh? Dib dib f***ing dib. . . 8)

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Hope you purchased some "Special Latex".

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The Naked Time

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Isn't "co-ed fraternity" an oxymoron?

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You can't get blood from a turnip, but you can get root beer from a sarsaparilla...

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Unfortunatly the special clothes turn out to be made of some quick drying concrete, and make it impossible for First's girlfriend to move or breath.

Never one to let death stop him, First does her anyway.

And know you know, the rest of the story.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*o_O*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

WHAT!?

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Um, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. *puts his hands over his ears, and walks away from the thread*

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

You people are missing the disturbing part of Liam's post. He's quoting Paul Harvey. How on Earth did he learn about Paul Harvey? That's what keeps me awake at nights.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Who's Paul Harvey?

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"I have come to the conclusion that one man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three on the law become a congress! And by God I have had this Congress!"
--John Adams, "1776"

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*bangs her head against the wall repeatedly*

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

So you lay awake at night thinking of Liam, Sol?

This is far worse than I could have imagined......some of the chief interrogators need to take a long hard look @ Sol & evaluate him methinks!

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*adds both Liam and Sol System to the list of possible future interrogations*

Wow, I've got quite a list now.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*wonders if she's on the list*

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*had better not be on this list!*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*unfurls The List. The List is so large it blocks out the sun*

Um, Jubilee McGann? I have here that you are on The List. Something about mooning the forums and butt-thievery.

Elim Garak? You haven't done anything totally outrageous enough to catch my attention and put your name on The List. Now if you have and I missed it, well, I can always add you to it if you want.

And yes, Charles Capps is still on The List. There's just an asterisk next to his name.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

If I mention that I usually post naked, does that move me higher on the list?

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Um, Liam, that will only put you higher on the list if you send pictures of yourself doing that to either me, Charles, or Jubilee.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I was mooning the forums long before I bared my butt ... or hadn't you realized that I came in without clothing on to begin with?

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Ignore...Delete...remove this please.
Thanks

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 12, 1999.]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Okay Seig, sorry, but I am not going to send in pictures of me doing either you or Charles. Especially with that beard.

Jubes on the other hand...

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Over the line? You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
- Joey Tribiani

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[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 12, 1999.]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Um, Liam, we need to talk. I did not want pictures of you doing me or Charles or Jubilee. But if you sent pictures of yourself posting to the forums in the nude, then you would move up higher on the interrogation list.

*sigh*

I think now would be a good time to shut the heck up.

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

(Cough)This thread now has a R&S rateing, only to be viewed by seek leettle monkeys.

This has been a Public Service Announcement by the Powdered Toast Network.

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The Naked Time

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Er, um.. I'm back now.

But I may have to take a little side trip just to punish Liam for his remarks..

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*LOL*

*examines list*
Where the smeg am I?
This 400-mile long piece of paper lists everyone who's sick and twistedd, and in desperate need of mental restructuring.....so where am I?!!!!

*turns over list to look at back*
Oh, there I am.

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"Is there anyone there with a gun?"
- On the Hour

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

I bet I'm not on the list. I'm probably too boring and mysterious to be on it.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Tahna Los, I can assure you that you are in the top twenty on The List.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Oh really huh? What do you have to interrogate about me huh? Nothing!!! Notta!! Zilch!! Zero!! Why? You don't know ANYTHING about me!!! (other than the stuff that I've already mentioned, but who cares anyways?)

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation