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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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Before anybody asks, no, this is not goodbye forever, for a long time, or for any really big thing.

I'm going away for the weekend. Friday night until an unknown time Sunday evening. To Erie, PA (Dreary Erie) to visit pals from my college days. To attend the Alphi Phi Omega alumni banquet.

(For those of you who aren't familiar with it, Alpha Phi Omega (or A Phi O) is a co-ed service fraternity founded originally on the ideals of Scouts and scouters, and dedicated to helping the community through charity and volunteer work (and having a lot of fun).)

Best of all, I'm taking my girlfriend along. Two nights away from both our families. In a hotel room. Together. The possibilities are endless. Today she told me she'd purchased "special clothes" for the occasion.

You'll excuse me if I gloat a bit.

See you Monday.. if I'm not too worn out to log on.

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*I only SEEM Normal*


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*prepares long, drawn out, oscar award winning goodbye speech and then reads that it's only for the weekend* Well, buggar that then. *burns it*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?


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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
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Pleh.
Didn't want to know about First and his new frilly knickers.
Ugh
*goes to wash out skull with hot soapy water*

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"Is there anyone there with a gun?"
- On the Hour


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Scouts, eh? Dib dib f***ing dib. . . 8)
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The Excalibur
Senior Member
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Hope you purchased some "Special Latex".

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The Naked Time



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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Isn't "co-ed fraternity" an oxymoron?

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You can't get blood from a turnip, but you can get root beer from a sarsaparilla...


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Unfortunatly the special clothes turn out to be made of some quick drying concrete, and make it impossible for First's girlfriend to move or breath.

Never one to let death stop him, First does her anyway.

And know you know, the rest of the story.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*o_O*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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WHAT!?

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Um, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. *puts his hands over his ears, and walks away from the thread*

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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You people are missing the disturbing part of Liam's post. He's quoting Paul Harvey. How on Earth did he learn about Paul Harvey? That's what keeps me awake at nights.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants


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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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Who's Paul Harvey?

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"I have come to the conclusion that one man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three on the law become a congress! And by God I have had this Congress!"
--John Adams, "1776"


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*bangs her head against the wall repeatedly*

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.


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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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So you lay awake at night thinking of Liam, Sol?

This is far worse than I could have imagined......some of the chief interrogators need to take a long hard look @ Sol & evaluate him methinks!

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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*adds both Liam and Sol System to the list of possible future interrogations*

Wow, I've got quite a list now.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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