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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Here, before me is my chocolate easter bunny. Now, I must decide, which area I should start first.

1. the ears
2. the nose
3. the tail
4. the legs

Which first?

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

The chocolate part.

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I always eat the ears first...

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

What does it matter? I cut my bunny up into little pieces and eat them one by one, randomly.

This differs when I get one of those hollow bunnies, I just pick a part, break it off, and eat.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Always start with the ears. Always. Otherwise very nasty things are likely to happen to you.

I'm kidding.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Jubilee: Your signature reminds me a great deal of the song Spiraling Shape by They Might Be Giants.

Example: "Fogging the view, cupping face to the window, in darkness you make out a spiraling shape. Putting all reason aside you exchange what you've got for a thing that's hypnotic and strange."

Why are you all looking at me like that?

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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Either Ears-Ass-Chest-Head of Ass-Chest-Ears-Head.

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Posted by LB4747 on :

Ears first. Always best to go from top to bottom.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Well, I usually like to torture my chocolate Easter bunny for a while first. But then I start with the ears.

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Start with them ears, man.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I actually prefer to fold mine into a 5-dimensional manifold and consume it from the outer layer in.

But I'm funny that way,

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Ears. I love to bite them off in one go, kind of an Ozzy Osborne thing. . . And yes, I am too old for Chocolate Bunnies, but it's a tradition my Grandmother loves. She gave me a nottle of wine this year, too, though. . . 8)

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ears. Definitely.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Am I the only one who goes bottom to top?

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Er, what are we talking about again?

And won't ANY Brits mention Cadbury's Creme Eggs?

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I love Cadbury Eggs. But I'm Texan, so I guess Liam doesn't want to talk to me. So nevermind.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Well, I'll mention that I've had 5 count em, 5 Cadbury Creme Eggs. One of the them being a Fudge Creme Egg, which, I might add was the most delicious of them all.

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Company secretary hates chocolate, so I got 3 whole eggs on Monday morning, ate one then.

Fortunately, the shakes subsided by lunch.

Mmmmm, empty calories.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Neener-neener!

My sister-in-law bought a box (48-count) of Cadbury's Cream Eggs during the post-Easter closeout sales and gave it to me. I think I will survive quite nicely until they once again grace our shores.

--Baloo

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

The fudge filled ones are my favorite, followed by the caramel ones, and then the cream filled ones.

Caramel and fudge are two very festive things and have a number of extremely fun uses

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

You see, that's why I didn't want the US people to start. They brag about their varieties of Creme Eggs, but not one has said how they eat it. They can't do anything right.

Slurp out the inside.

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

I ate one recently. I pressed my thumb into its abdomen and started to break away chunks from there. In the end I was left with just the ears. I used to smash them in their wrappers some years ago. Just like I liked to squash mars bars before unwrapping them.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I like to put my Cedbury Eggs in the freezer. Once they're nice and solid, I break it open and lick the filling out.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Liam:
I bite the top of slowly, then gently suck the creme out of the center, eating away the outer chocolate shell as I go. Then I lick the insides to make sure I got all the cream, and pop the rest of the shell inside my mouth.

happy?

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Was that a post on Cadbury eating or an excerpt from an erotic novel?

[This message was edited by Siegfried on April 12, 1999.]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*has to go and lie down for a while after reading of the Jubilee Method* � )

Mind you, Rutger's impression of how a serial killer would eat a chocolate bunny is REALYY scary. . . 8(

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I imagine that Jubilee's impression of how a serial killer would eat a chocolate bunny would be just as scary.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Now, if this image works right, it'll show you that I attacked my rabbit from a more frontal vector...

He had it coming.

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Ok, well, there is one proven mode of attack that I have seen work.

Open your mouth really wide and attempt to swallow it all in one bite!!

I'll give you a flock to tend in the Curry Order if you manage it.

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