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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Here, before me is my chocolate easter bunny. Now, I must decide, which area I should start first.

1. the ears
2. the nose
3. the tail
4. the legs

Which first?

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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The chocolate part.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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I always eat the ears first...

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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What does it matter? I cut my bunny up into little pieces and eat them one by one, randomly.

This differs when I get one of those hollow bunnies, I just pick a part, break it off, and eat.

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Always start with the ears. Always. Otherwise very nasty things are likely to happen to you.

I'm kidding.

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And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.


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Sol System
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Jubilee: Your signature reminds me a great deal of the song Spiraling Shape by They Might Be Giants.

Example: "Fogging the view, cupping face to the window, in darkness you make out a spiraling shape. Putting all reason aside you exchange what you've got for a thing that's hypnotic and strange."

Why are you all looking at me like that?

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The_Tom
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Either Ears-Ass-Chest-Head of Ass-Chest-Ears-Head.

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LB4747
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Ears first. Always best to go from top to bottom.

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Siegfried
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Well, I usually like to torture my chocolate Easter bunny for a while first. But then I start with the ears.

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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Start with them ears, man.

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"I have come to the conclusion that one man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three on the law become a congress! And by God I have had this Congress!"
--John Adams, "1776"


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Baloo
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I actually prefer to fold mine into a 5-dimensional manifold and consume it from the outer layer in.

But I'm funny that way,

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Ears. I love to bite them off in one go, kind of an Ozzy Osborne thing. . . And yes, I am too old for Chocolate Bunnies, but it's a tradition my Grandmother loves. She gave me a nottle of wine this year, too, though. . . 8)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Ears. Definitely.

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Am I the only one who goes bottom to top?

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Er, what are we talking about again?

And won't ANY Brits mention Cadbury's Creme Eggs?

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee


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