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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Here you are. This one can't die. We've seen the pictures of LOA now, so that one's over.

What were we talking about?

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"What does it mean, exact change?"

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Oh, for Christ's sake. . . Hello? Anyone? Trek? You know, crap TV franchise?

Haven't we had enough of this?

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

We can never get enough of "The Interrogation of Charles Capps." It's become a fixture of the forums.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

As much as I like this thread, I think it would be more fun to kill it.

*gets hunting rifle*

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Megatron: "As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

You'll kill this thread over my dead body.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

As you wish. *aims rifle at Siegfried*

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Megatron: "As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

HA! You missed! You couldn't hit the broad side of a starbase! HA!

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Uh, I haven't fired yet.

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Megatron: "As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Whatever.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

You dare say "whatever" to me?! *fires*

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Megatron: "As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill!"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

You're going to kill the Newly-Appointed Master of Interrogation!? *gasp!*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Nah, my aim isn't really that good anyway.

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Megatron: "As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Impudent fool. You cannot kill me! Ha ha ha ha! Whatever.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Actually, this thread is much of an interrogation anymore, except in name. This is more just the one-discussion-into-another thread. I think we should keep it around just as comic relief. And as a way for some of us to vent our sick senses of humor. :-)

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-Albert Einstein

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

I resemble that remark.

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

I was going to mention something I seen on usenet...but I guess I wont.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Come on, you can post anything in the Interrogation threads. With Charles, we hit on fuzzy handcuffs, whips, general bondage, S&M, inappropriate use of food products, inappropriate use of pantyhose, MaGiC's fantasies about Charles, and other not-quite-ready-for-prime time topics.

*suddenly remembers some weird newsgroups under alt.binaries.*

Umm, then again, there is a line that cannot be crossed. Of course, someone keeps erasing that line and moving it back.

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

hehe...

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*has gone psycho....... grabs his sword and goes on a slashing spree.....*

Who's next?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Can't hurt the Man of Steel.

a hardy welcome to the funnie farm to DeadCujo.

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

I don't think he'd remember...but I actually 'threatened' Charles about a web site like a year ago...
Nothing serious or harrassing though

*cough*

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

*raises an eyebrow* Hmmmm?

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

*Looks @ Thread, Takes knife, sets camera a la Psycho Shower Scene....cue spooky music* DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Well it's your fault MaGIC, you made this thread what it is

it started with a question about computers and it's become a thread where we discuss S&M techniques.

This ceased to be an interrogation a long time ago, but it's still fun, if only to vent our sick sense of humour as Tim put it.

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*pulls out the heavy artillery and stands between the Interrogation of Charles Capps and the mob of suddenly frustrated posters*

Chris: The only way you get this thread is through me!

Frank: That can be arranged! *click*

Chris: You do not scare me!

*a bullet passes way too close to Chris's ear*

Chris: See you couldn't even hit me!

*a dark figure hovers over Chris and jumps down onto him*

MaGiC: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Chris: You gave birth the thread! You cannot kill your own!

MaGiC: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

*Chris pushes MaGiC back into the angry crowd*

Chris: If you kill this thread, you kill Charles!

*angry crowd stops and then forms a huddle to discuss the situation*

Chris: Well?

Frank: Bye bye, Charles!

Chris: Oh, good grief.

*grabs the thread and starts running*

Chris: Fast as fast can be! You'll never catch me!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*sticks foot out and trips Chris*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, <u>All Good Things...</u>

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

That wouldn't be a good idea, Jeff. I started jogging about two weeks ago. In that time, I've sprained my ankle and pulled a muscle in my ankle. And I was not a happy camper. SO DON'T YOU DARE TRIP ME OR ELSE YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF THE POMPATUS OF LOVE! HA HA HA HA!

*men in white suits grab Chris and force some pills down his throat*

::in a soothing voice:: Hello, boys and girls. Today we're going to read "Timmy the Timid Taxidermist." Won't that be fun?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*always wondered what exactly a "pompatus" is*

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-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

It's not in the dictionary...

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Okie, this is getting a bit too scary for me... Bondage and S&M was no problem...

Timmy the timid taxidermist... NOW that's torture!
*disappears*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I'm going to have to give my dissertation on the Pompatus of Love, aren't I? Okay, the phrase comes from the beginning of the Steve Miller Band's song Joker. He misheard it from an earlier song where the lyric was puppettes of love (a puppet prostitute). Nobody knows the real meaning of Pompatus. Except for me, that is, because I am the Pompatus of Love!

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Well, there is a Latin noun, "pompa," which means "procession, parade, display." And...we can turn it into a deponent verb, pompatus! HAHAHA! Well, actually, this is a bit of a kludge, but it still vaguely works. I suppose the definition of said verb would be "to put on a parade, procession, etc." But, it's still a verb. Eh, this really doesn't work, then, unless you decide a "pompatus of love" is a "display of love" or "parade of love," but that doesn't make much sense if Siegfried is one. You know, I don't know why I brought this up in the first place, then...

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I resent that last post by Frank. I am too a Pompatus of Love. I parade around love and constantly put on display the wonders and mystic beauty that is the strange phenomenon known as love. So don't you tell me I'm not the Pompatus of Love! 'Cause I am.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Well, in the case I mentioned, you would be the actual display, not one who puts in the display. Although I think there's a structure that would work for the latter, so, while we're mangling the language, let's say "pompatus of love" means "one who puts on displays of love," then. So, sure, that works, I guess.

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Whatever. Boy, I love that word!

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Apparently...

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Frank, are you mocking me?

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Yes! I mean...er...um...yes!

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*evil glare at Frank*

You tempting the ancient powers of the Pompatus of Love, Frank. You have been warned.

*evil glare again*

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Well, I'm having a hard time feeling threatened by something named "Pompatus"...

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Frank has a rather vast Shadow fleet backing him up... I don't think one little Whatchamacallit of Love will scare him.

*Shows off his own Krenim fleet*

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

YES! HAHAHAHAHA! *sends Shadow fleet after Siegfried*

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

A Shadow fleet? Pshaw!
A Krenim Fleet? Pshaw!

I am the Pompatus of Love. And love conquers all. It is written as such. It is the eternal truth. Love conquers everything even Shadows and Krenim. And since I am the Pompatus of Love, that means that I can conquer you and have Krenim massaging my feet and bringing me lemonade as Frank is out weeding my flowerbeds.

Ah, the good life.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*with a flip of his wrist, the Pompatus of Love stops the Shadow ships in their tracks. The ships pair off and wrap tentacles. What is going on here? The Shadow ships are doing the tango through space.*

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*sends Particle Man after Siegfried*

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*runs out of the thread screaming* THE MADNESS!! ITS SPREADING!! AHHHHHH!!!

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Particle Man? Oh, I like that song. He can repaint my house.

*flips wrist and it is done.*

Frank, if you keep up this nonsense, then you'll have to be maid instead of the gardener. And you WILL be wearing the French maid outfit.

*maniacal laughter*

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

*Holds a lighted match under Siegfried's foot*

*Grins wickedly as Siegfried hops around on one foot screaming*

*Reassembles his Krenim fleet and hightails it out of here*

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Actually, "pompatus" would make sense as "display", as opposed to "one who displays", given the context of the song. But I had never realized that it was a cock-up on Miller's part. I always thought it was some weird slang word or something from a movie or something that people understood back when he wrote it. Hm... *leans against the wall thinking but accidentally bumps the shelves, and a knife falls down on Siegfried* Oh, my. How strange. That exact same thing just happened to Merv Griffin when I was talking to Frank on ICQ...

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-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

That hurt, Krenim! You burnt my big toe, too! That's it. No more Mister Nice Pompatus for you!

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*watches Siegfried bleed to death*

And Merv Griffin was acting as my stunt double at the time...I'm not sure why, but...

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Tim, actually there was a (pitiful) movie called the Pompatus of Love which debutted in 1996. And would you people please stop throwing knives at me? I'm running out space to add names on my Pompatus Hit List.

*evil glare at TSN*

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Okay, Frank, what did I tell you about not bothering the Pompatus? Uh huh. Your descendents are going to be very mad at you for mocking me.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Nah, I've made the Pompatus a family enemy...gives them something to do...meanwhile, you ought to do something about that knife wound...

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*flips wrist and the geyser of blood stops*

There! Are you happy now, Frank?

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Not really...

Aha!

*grabs TSN's knife and slices off Siegfried's wrists!*

No more wrist-flipping for you!

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*looks at the blood flowing out the stumps which used to be his hands*

Frank, you honestly think my wrist flipping is how I worked my powers? It was all for show.

*hands magically reattach themselves*

Geez, Frank. What next? You gonna drop the space shuttle on me?

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

That gives me an idea...

*Has Krenim fleet blast the Satellite of Love out of orbit so it crashes on the Thingamabob of Love*

*More maniacal laughter*

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

First I'm a whatchamacallit and now I'm a thingamabob? Is it really that hard to write Pompatus?

*eyes narrow at Krenim as he throws the Satellite of Love back over to Comedy Central*

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

* Wanders into the thread with his sword. Looks around. Looks at the Shadow Fleet. Looks at the Krenim Fleet. Decides his sword isn't big enough. Goes to blacksmith.......... *

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Quick, Tahna Los, bring me Excalibur!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*blinks* And all this time I thought it was hippopotamus of love...

Jeez, this is no longer CC's interrogation...its Siegfried vs. TSN and The Shadow Death Match!

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Don't forget Krenim, Jeff.

*drops the space shuttle on Siegfried*

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

[This message was edited by The Shadow on March 16, 1999.]

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Ooh, better idea!

*deploys Shadow Pompatuskiller*

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Oh good grief! Shadow Pompatuskiller? Give me a break! Jeff, I don't Tim's in this as much as Krenim is now. Geez, at this rate I'm gonna make standard member before I go to bed.

*looks at Pompatuskiller*

Ooh, I'm sooo scared.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*Pompatuskiller surrounds the Pompatus and fires Pompatuskilling missiles*

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Announcer 1: Uh oh, looks like Siegfried "Hippopotamus of Love" is in trouble...The Shadow just pulled out his thingamajig killer...

Announcer 2: Don't count him out yet... He still might have something up his sleeve...

Announcer 1: I don't know...TSN, The Shadow, Krenim...Can he take all three at once?

Announcer 2: Wait! There's something coming into the ring!! It's ... It's.... Jeff Raven!

*Jeff Raven steps into the ring* ALright now!! Who wants some?!?!?!

*has been drinking waaaayyy too much Jolt at this time of night*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*Begins smiting all smitees with smitable smitage*

*runs around thwapping all contenders in the ring*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*watches as Jeff Raven climbs into the ring.*

Nice of you to join me. I've been stabbed, had stuff dropped on me, had my hands cut off, had my big toe burned, and been called names by these people. And one of them also let one loose. Let's take 'em down for the count!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Woowoowoo woo woo woo woo!

Oh, a wise guy eh? Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!

*slaps Siegfried* *pushes the shadow on the ground* *grabs the surrounding fleets and gobbles em up*

UURRRPPP!

Tasty...Got any more?

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Moe! Larry! the Cheese!! Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk....

*stands up on the post and does a skydive on everyone* *they move out of the way before he lands, and he goes through the floor*

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*stares in wonder as Jeff Raven chows down on the fleets.*

I bow to your superior gastrointestinal system, sir.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*looks back at all the damage that has occured.*

Ladies and Gentleman. And Frank. Look at what has happened to the thread. We've more than doubled the length of this thread. We've shifted the attention away from Charles and even good natured fun. We've turned this thread into Celebrity Death Match.

*looks down in sorrow*

I must now leave to blanket myself in love.

*disappears into a white mist*

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*begins pelting everyone with banana-cream-silicon-epoxy pies, and does not finish until everyone is completely covered*

And to all a good night!

*salutes and callapses due to sleep deprivation*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*reappears with a cream covered face.*

Who's the wise guy that hit me with a banana cream pie!? I was trying to make a dignified exit so that I could get some sleep here!

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*sneaks back in and covers Siegfried with tar*

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*glares at Frank*

I knew you'd try something like this.

*flips wrist and tar and feathers fall upon Frank*

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*flips wrist and--* Ow, that hurts.

*summons a large bucket of water*

*pours the water all over self*

Much better. Now, then...

*Pompatuskilling missiles finally reach Siegfried, burrow in, and explode, tearing him apart into several unsightly pieces*

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Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Oh goodness.....

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*like the T-1000 from Terminator 2, the Pompatus of Love reforms himself.*

FRANK, WILL YOU PLEASE CUT THAT OUT! I would like to go on posting without being obliterated every time you see me.

*glares at Frank and walks away*

Geez, and he's a moderator too!

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Goodness gracious! This thread went from 28 to 78 in 10 hours! (I checked it during lunch at school)
*senses a post-race here*

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"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three on the law become a Congress! And by God I have had this Congress!"
--John Adams, "1776"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Tora Ziyal, I assure you it is no post race. It just got a little crazy. Right, guys?

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Damn, this was like 8 posts yesterday...

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The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Keep it up though Siegfried...you'll have "Senior Member" status in like 3 days.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

*AHEM*

If anyone is going to be using TMBG characters around here, it'll be me, got that?

*deploys Chesspiece Face, Urine Man, and Mr. Horrible to keep an eye on things*

And no shooting down the SOL!

(By which I mean Sattelite of Love, and not an abbreviated version of myself, or a cleverly disguised censored word.)

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
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R.E.M.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I AM SPOILER GOD

FEAR MY WRATH

WELL, OK, IT'S MY APPETITE THAT'S BEING SPOILED BY ALL THIS, BUT WHO WANTS TO QUIBBLE?

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

That depends on your definition of "wants"

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The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ah! They've started a hippopotamus war!

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Wait a minute...

All this senselessness and lack of torture happened on an Interrogation thread... one under the care of Master Siegfried nonetheless...

*begins to wonder what will happen next!*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Sol, Why don't you just let out Triangle Man? He always wins...

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Siegfried, I'm only obliterating you in this thread alone.

*obliterates Siegfried*

Spoiler God! Unleash your fury on Siegfried!

And we don't know if Triangle Man can win against Universe Man.

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*blows up both triangle man and universe man*

There, now that's settled, I will unleash a new superhero, THE ORION DEFENDER! Galaxies will quake at the mention of his name, Shadows and Pompati(plural of pompatus) are no match for his strength, mental powers and guile. He is THE ORION DEFENDER! All shall bow before him.

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*whacks the Orion Defender with a paddle*

*then whacks TOC with it too just for good measure*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on March 16, 1999.]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Bamfs into thread*
*reaches into a pocket of subspace, and retrieves the Matrix of Love*
*Tosses it to Siegfried and promotes him to "Pompatus Prime!"*

I _AM_ MISTER HORRIBLE!
GIVE ME BACK MY %$@*&ING CHAIR!!!

(Are Mister Horrible and Person Man related? IT sure sounds like it..)

YES kiddies, It's First of Two, back from a weekend of Going Where No man Has Gone Before (at least, that's what she told me), and I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick a$$! And I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!

*reaches into his Black Leather Longcoat of Infinite Capacity and pulls out a Quantum Cream Pie Inhibitor / Swedish Meatball Launcher.*

ROCK AND ROLL!!!

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*catches the Matrix of Love and glares at Frank*

This is the end of the road, Frankatron. Cease your hostilities towards me, or you will face consequences.

*points Matrix of Love at Frank*

By the way, Sol System, I wasn't the one that dropped the Satellite of Love. Krenim did!

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

*Opens the Matrix of Anti-Doodad-of-Love*

*Starts playing "The Touch" in the background*

*Siegfried explodes from within*

Your Matrix is no match for my Matrix!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Hmm, looks like it may be time to lock this thread and begin "The Interrogation of Charles Capps, Part VII." Preferably, another interrogation thread where Tim, Frank, and Krenim won't try to kill me!

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

* Shows up with a light saber with a mile-long blade. *

Who's next?

* Starts slashing everything and everyone within this thread. *

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Matrix of Love, eh?

*summons the Stunticons*

Retrieve the Matrix of Love!

Wildrider: "All right!"
Dead End: "Very well..."

[the Stunticons head to wherever Siegfried is at the moment..I sort of lost track...]

Dead End: "Siegfried..."
Siegfried: "What?"
Wildrider: "Yoink!" *grabs Matrix of Love*
Dead End: "And what are we supposed to do with this now?"
Blot: *chomp* "Ugh...Blot feel sick..."

Well, that takes care of that...where were we?

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Haha Jeff, you can't even hit me at point blank range, *grabs paddle and shoves it up Jeff's arse*

YES, I AM THE ORION DEFENDER!, COMPLETELY INVINCIBLE! TREMBLE WITH FEAR!

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

This thread is getting just a teensy bit long now, so there's another one.

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

To avoid confusion.

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
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R.E.M.