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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

...you don't need a caption.

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Posted by Chimaera on :

Okay, I've seen the cartoons, I even visited the gallery of the absurd (some of which was pretty darn funny, by the way), and now I have to ask...Just how do you find all this stuff? (Perhaps a better question would be why?)

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

[gets distant look]

"It's a gift."

Actually, it's a proclivity ( http://www.dictionary.com/ ).

I've been interested in wierd stuff (Go ahead! TRY to think up a better name!) for most of my life. I suppose you get a feel for this stuff after awhile.

Now if only I could find a job that uses my unique talents...?

--Baloo

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I think I know that girl.

Anyway, if we're talking about weird stuff, then I really can't resist...the Time Cube! For the benefit of those who missed it before.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

So... What exactly is it? Pig lubricant?

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

The mind boggles.....

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Posted by LB4747 on :

At least the pig looks happy.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

In his position, so would I...

*LOL*

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Quick! Someone shut the door before the girls come in and see this!

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

"Stops squeaks"?? What the hell is it trying to sell?

Posted by Ryan McReynolds (Member # 28) on :

Re: Time Cube...

Oh, my.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Like I said, it's pig lubricant. Pigs can squeak, can't they?

But, as for the "penetrate" part... *won't even go there*

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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

Better keep it of my "Corrosion" website! haha

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Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :

Seems I have to forget everything I've heard about political correctness. Now that I have understood what lubricant has to do with pigs, I don't dare to make a suggestion about "*penetrates* and lubricates"

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

"Penetrating oil" is a common term for light machine oil that is intended for uses such as loosening rusty bolts, quietening squeaky hinges, etc. It's also known as 3-in-one oil (penetrates, quiets, protects), but that might be a copyrighted brand name.

--Baloo

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