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Okay, I've seen the cartoons, I even visited the gallery of the absurd (some of which was pretty darn funny, by the way), and now I have to ask...Just how do you find all this stuff? (Perhaps a better question would be why?)
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I've been interested in wierd stuff (Go ahead! TRY to think up a better name!) for most of my life. I suppose you get a feel for this stuff after awhile.
Now if only I could find a job that uses my unique talents...?
--Baloo
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Anyway, if we're talking about weird stuff, then I really can't resist...the Time Cube! For the benefit of those who missed it before.
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Quick! Someone shut the door before the girls come in and see this!
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Seems I have to forget everything I've heard about political correctness. Now that I have understood what lubricant has to do with pigs, I don't dare to make a suggestion about "*penetrates* and lubricates"
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"Penetrating oil" is a common term for light machine oil that is intended for uses such as loosening rusty bolts, quietening squeaky hinges, etc. It's also known as 3-in-one oil (penetrates, quiets, protects), but that might be a copyrighted brand name.
--Baloo
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