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Baloo
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...you don't need a caption.


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Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.


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Chimaera
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Okay, I've seen the cartoons, I even visited the gallery of the absurd (some of which was pretty darn funny, by the way), and now I have to ask...Just how do you find all this stuff? (Perhaps a better question would be why?)

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"Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you."
-Commander Riker, USS Enterprise


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Baloo
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[gets distant look]

"It's a gift."

Actually, it's a proclivity ( http://www.dictionary.com/ ).

I've been interested in wierd stuff (Go ahead! TRY to think up a better name!) for most of my life. I suppose you get a feel for this stuff after awhile.

Now if only I could find a job that uses my unique talents...?

--Baloo

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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I think I know that girl.

Anyway, if we're talking about weird stuff, then I really can't resist...the Time Cube! For the benefit of those who missed it before.

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"The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history."
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They Might Be Giants


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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So... What exactly is it? Pig lubricant?

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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The mind boggles.....

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes


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LB4747
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At least the pig looks happy.

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Lawrence Boucher
"The first step to a successful revolution
is destroying all competing revolutionaries."

[This message was edited by LB4747 on March 30, 1999.]


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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In his position, so would I...

*LOL*

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Quick! Someone shut the door before the girls come in and see this!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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"Stops squeaks"?? What the hell is it trying to sell?
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Ryan McReynolds
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Re: Time Cube...

Oh, my.

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TSN
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Like I said, it's pig lubricant. Pigs can squeak, can't they?

But, as for the "penetrate" part... *won't even go there*

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"I'll bite your legs off!"
-Terry Gilliam, Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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Cargile
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Better keep it of my "Corrosion" website! haha

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The real problem with the United States of America is that is was founded by Europeans, Asians, and Africans.



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Bernd
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Seems I have to forget everything I've heard about political correctness. Now that I have understood what lubricant has to do with pigs, I don't dare to make a suggestion about "*penetrates* and lubricates"

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I know engineers - they love to change things. (McCoy, STTMP)
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Baloo
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"Penetrating oil" is a common term for light machine oil that is intended for uses such as loosening rusty bolts, quietening squeaky hinges, etc. It's also known as 3-in-one oil (penetrates, quiets, protects), but that might be a copyrighted brand name.

--Baloo

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