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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

How many times has this happened to you? You're out in the woods, blasting away at various animals, when you get your own call of the wild. Nothing's around but your favorite truck.

Sound like another night spent crouching in the bushes? Well, no more! Presenting the most amazing advance in outdoor toiletry technology in fifty years, it's...The Bumper Dumper!

And yes, it is exactly what it sounds like.

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They Might Be Giants

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

And it's Y2K-compliant too!

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

What the heck!? Where's the privacy? A portable shower curtain you have to set up? And who honestly wants to hunt while on the porcelain throne?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I don't engage in the sensless killing of life for pleasure. Sorry.

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"Telling the truth was his death sentence" - Maria Theresa Tula

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

But surely you can identify with the deeply rooted human desire to relieve yourself from the rear of a moving vehicle?

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"I'm sick, like Nixon was sick, my defeated heart keeps beating on. I won't die, like Chucky won't die."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

er...

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

It's only lacking a beer holder on the side...and a rack for your favorite outdoor porno mags.

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To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.

~Carl Sagan

Posted by Trinculo on :

My only concern is what happens when the bumper dumper breaks while a hunter or a fisherman is doing business. Very messy.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

The bumper dumper breaks, eh? Better bring the economy size package of toilet paper and air freshener.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*bursts out laughing*

Now I have seen it all. I'd never use it, why you ask? Because I have some self respect and being caught on one of those things just does not work for me.

Anyway, isn't the whole point of camping and fishing trips to rough it whilst you're there?

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

I hope that guy eats the turkey, otherwise it's another life waisted for nothing..

And that's one sick piece of plastic :]

Posted by ZeR0 on :

[Jubilee (or miss "Holier than Thou"):
Are you this annoying in real life as well?
Why don't you go make a topic about how god is really a women or something?

ZeR0

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

ZeRO? Jubilee expressed a view that is hers, and although you may not agree with it, it doesn't give you the right to have a go at her like this.

If you disagree, just say so and maybe you can discuss it, but what you did is going too far.

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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

[This message was edited by Orion Syndicate on April 23, 1999.]

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

ZeRO: Jubilee is part of the family, so please pour gasoline on yourself, whilst I find my Bic.

I showed this around the office. The hunters went off. One guy was going to order one till he saw the price.

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Down for Upgrade

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

I wouldn't take posession of that thing even if they paid me to take it off their hands.

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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

ZeRO: Why not just say "I want to be banned" - you're going the right way about it. Learn to be civil or get lost. . .

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Once again, I think we all sigh a collective: "Where does Sol get these!"

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To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.

~Carl Sagan

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I think Sol is Baloo's cousin. They both keep coming up with this stuff.

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

*lol*

Well, I suppose anything is possible.

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"I'm sick, like Nixon was sick, my defeated heart keeps beating on. I won't die, like Chucky won't die."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

He is not!

Has anyone noticed that the receptacle for the hunter's "exhaust" seems a bit small for practical purposes? Perhaps the purpose of this device is simply to allow him to save wear and tear on his knees whilst he defacates in the great outdoors. Let's hope he digs a pit first, eh?

ZeR0: Apt moniker. Jubilee expressed her opinion in a much more civil manner than yourself. You would do well to follow her example.

I'd say more, but I'm off to slaughter helpless animals.

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It's human nature to want to know things, and also human nature to think they're not very interesting when you find out.
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[This message was edited by Baloo on April 23, 1999.]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*LOL* ... okay, well I never said that EVERYONE ELSE couldn't kill animals.. I just don't see the point in it.

Then again, i'm a woman. I hear that makes a difference.

Sol: I still want to know where you get this stuff... and as for peeing off the back of a truck, well .. the anatomy is different. That would end up in me peeing down my leg, wich is NOT festive.

ZeRo: I'm Wiccan, I believe in the Goddess, and if you want me to, I can post something on it, however I believe that you may have a go at that opinion, too.
Where do you live again?

Everyone else: Thanks Guys ... community party at my place, bring Dr. Pepper and some chocolate

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"Telling the truth was his death sentence" - Maria Theresa Tula

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Er, that's 40% proof Doctor Pepper right?

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

*GLARES at Zero* You shall keep insults to yourself or the appropriate thread on the Flameboard, or will find yourself banned.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Don't you dare add any liquid death (aka alcohol) to my beloved Dr. Pepper! Now, where's Jubilee's place?

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

My place.... second star to the right and straight on till morning.

No, that's not right. .... Ah.. On top of mount Olympus, with all the OTHER sexgoddesses.....

OKay, you really want to know? ... A nice college campus in some state in the US ..

Dr. Pepper to be UNADULTERATED, thanks.

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"Telling the truth was his death sentence" - Maria Theresa Tula

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Proposed warning label for the BumperDumper:

Warning!
Use of this product while vehicle is in motion may be illegal in some states. Check with your local Department of Motor Vehicles prior to use.

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