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How many times has this happened to you? You're out in the woods, blasting away at various animals, when you get your own call of the wild. Nothing's around but your favorite truck.
Sound like another night spent crouching in the bushes? Well, no more! Presenting the most amazing advance in outdoor toiletry technology in fifty years, it's...The Bumper Dumper!
And yes, it is exactly what it sounds like.
------------------ "I'm sick, like Nixon was sick, my defeated heart keeps beating on. I won't die, like Chucky won't die." -- They Might Be Giants
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What the heck!? Where's the privacy? A portable shower curtain you have to set up? And who honestly wants to hunt while on the porcelain throne?
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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The bumper dumper breaks, eh? Better bring the economy size package of toilet paper and air freshener.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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*bursts out laughing*
Now I have seen it all. I'd never use it, why you ask? Because I have some self respect and being caught on one of those things just does not work for me.
Anyway, isn't the whole point of camping and fishing trips to rough it whilst you're there?
------------------ It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
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[Jubilee (or miss "Holier than Thou"): Are you this annoying in real life as well? Why don't you go make a topic about how god is really a women or something?
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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ZeRO? Jubilee expressed a view that is hers, and although you may not agree with it, it doesn't give you the right to have a go at her like this.
If you disagree, just say so and maybe you can discuss it, but what you did is going too far.
------------------ It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
[This message was edited by Orion Syndicate on April 23, 1999.]
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