The San Bernardino County coroners office has launched a site for all those unclaimed bodies they seem to have. It has one of the strangest urls I've ever seen. www.unclaimedpersons.com.
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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
Hmmm?
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Oypleh...
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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
My new favorite site.
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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :
I got some unclaimed bodies for you...........for..........bodies.......unclaimed......*goes insane trying to resist urge to link to Show No Mercy* But the god of Capps would smite me.
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Cody, if you're talking about what I think you're talking about, I'm gonna smite you!
Everyone, please, please do not ask him what he's talking about. You would regret it terrifically...
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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Hey, Cody, what are you talking about?
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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
I hope he ain't doing the necrophilia thing. *shudder*
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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Necrophilia? Nah, I got something worse for you: macarenophilia. Macarenophilia is doing "it" to the Macarena.
It's 2 am, what the heck do ya'll expect!?
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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I'm pretty sure sleeping with a corpse is more disturbing.
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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :
hmmmhmhmhmmmmhmhmmhmhmmmhmmmhmhmhhmmhmhmhmmhmhmhmhm (laughing uncontrollably while trying not to spit out raspberry drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
He's talking about something very disgusting involving corpses found in different conditions, and if he links to the site I will not only smite him, but chasten him appropriatly. *SHUDDERS*
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It's not where you get two corpses and 'spoon' them?
Or get a line of corpses, and have them do the hokey-kokey?
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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
At least I didn't see any pictures at the site.
Psyliam: hokey Pokey( I will from now on think of Londo Millari when I hear that song).
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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
*sings* Put your right arm in, you put your right arm out In, out, in, out, shake it all about You do the Hokey Kokey and you turn around That's what it's all about
Everybody now: HOKEY KOKEY KOKEY! *LOL*
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Posted by Trinculo on :
I'm not sure of what to make with these jokes. I have no problem with corpses. I like learning about forensic science and have watched many documentaries about this science. The most horrifying scene I have ever seen was the last victim of Jack the Ripper. She was- cut open from neck to navel internal organs removed and thrown about the room face skinned For me, the appeal of forsenic science is the investigation of the death.
