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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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The San Bernardino County coroners office has launched a site for all those unclaimed bodies they seem to have. It has one of the strangest urls I've ever seen. www.unclaimedpersons.com.

To borrow the immortal words of Sol...

Hmmm.

Coroner Launches Internet Site on Unclaimed Bodies.

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Mine is the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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Hmmm?

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Oypleh...

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"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right."
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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My new favorite site.

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"It was sweet, like lead paint's sweet, but the aftereffects left me paralyzed."
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They Might Be Giants

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Coddman
(�)PAK CHOOIE UNF(�)
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I got some unclaimed bodies for you...........for..........bodies.......unclaimed......*goes insane trying to resist urge to link to Show No Mercy* But the god of Capps would smite me.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Cody, if you're talking about what I think you're talking about, I'm gonna smite you!

Everyone, please, please do not ask him what he's talking about. You would regret it terrifically...

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Hey, Cody, what are you talking about?

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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I hope he ain't doing the necrophilia thing. *shudder*

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Siegfried
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Necrophilia? Nah, I got something worse for you: macarenophilia. Macarenophilia is doing "it" to the Macarena.

It's 2 am, what the heck do ya'll expect!?

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Sol System
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I'm pretty sure sleeping with a corpse is more disturbing.

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Ivar Hemmings, chairman, South Bend Bait Company

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Coddman
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hmmmhmhmhmmmmhmhmmhmhmmmhmmmhmhmhhmmhmhmhmmhmhmhmhm (laughing uncontrollably while trying not to spit out raspberry drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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He's talking about something very disgusting involving corpses found in different conditions, and if he links to the site I will not only smite him, but chasten him appropriatly.
*SHUDDERS*

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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It's not where you get two corpses and 'spoon' them?

Or get a line of corpses, and have them do the hokey-kokey?

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-Chris Morris.

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The Excalibur
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At least I didn't see any pictures at the site.

Psyliam: hokey Pokey( I will from now on think of Londo Millari when I hear that song).

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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*sings* Put your right arm in, you put your right
arm out
In, out, in, out, shake it all about
You do the Hokey Kokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about

Everybody now: HOKEY KOKEY KOKEY! *LOL*

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