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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Okay, as we all know, there are several "cults" on these forums. However, there's no official rosters or member lists, so I figure we can start one here...

Cult of Curry: Daryus, Me, TSN, Lee, Orion Syndicate, lots of other people (post here to be included)

Cult of Dr. Pepper: Siegfried, anyone else?

Cult of TMBG: Sol, Me, TSN, probably Jubilee, anyone else?

Cult of Transformers: Me, Liam, Krenim, Monty, and I suppose Jeff Raven, Bryce, and Goffy.

Cult of Cranberry Juice: Elim, Me (Hopefully others)

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Posted by Trinculo on :

I do not wish to be included in any list of cults. The word cult connotes for me the Jonestown Massacre and the recent Hale Bopp Massacre. And I believe the word should not be used in a reference, even if it is a good reference. Perhaps a better word is clique or worshippers or followers. Anything but cult.

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

I can confirm my memebership of the Cult of Transformers, and have picked out a sexy vehicle mode and a beast mode for myself. (A fox of course

)

In addition, I am paid up as a memebr of the

Cult of the Post-doubler
We are everywhere, and have touched all of you at one time or another!

Cult of Cherry coke
It LIVES!

Cult of Cheese & Branston Pickle sandwiches
Thanks to our Kingsmill bread advert featuring the mighty C&P sarnie, our ranks have increased one thousandfold!

Cult of British Posters
Myself, Lee, Liam, MaGiC and the SM. All united in our quest to once more reclaim this forum for the British Empire! GMT! GMT!

Cult of Male Student Emancipation
We lobby society to introduce strict laws to govern female students at Universities. They will be barred by law and statute from having boyfriends outwith the populace of their own university as this is clearly unfair.

Al new recruits form a line please...

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Trinculo: Eh, you're no fun.

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[This message was edited by The Shadow on May 12, 1999.]

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*notices Trinculo scampered in while I was composing my post*

In the UK "Cult is referred to most often in regards of "Cult TV". I'm happy with the word.

And there's no such thing as the "Hale-Bopp massacre". Hape-Bopp is a Comet named after Hale & Bopp. Neither they, nor the comet murdered anybody. The Heaven's Gate group killed themselves for insane reasons best known to their deluded selves.

Now, who wants to join my post-doubling cult?

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I might. I don't know yet...

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I might. I don't know yet...

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*glares at Cult of Male Student Emancipation* What's wrong with looking for guys at other universities if there's no GOOD ones left at my OWN school? *L* I think Jubes will agree with me on this one...right sis? *L*

*nudges Jeff* ;-)

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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

(Chants) Curry, Curry, Curry!!!!
May join TMBG after i hear some more, like what little I've heard.
Will Follow The Foxy One to the end of the Earth, or to the nearest Pub, which ever comes first.(except the Chery Coke thing, Vile!)

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INSURRECTION

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Cherry Coke is negotiable. Dr Pepper or Mountain Dew can be used instead.

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"You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak."

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I must sadly admit that my cult is going nowhere fast. Come on! It's the only healthy cult on the list!

I would like to consider myself a member of the Cult of Curry. I just had one bad experience! I'm cured now, people!

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hey, don't forget the Cult of The Omnipresent Almighty Board with a Nail in It! We must be ever vigilant, should the hated Post-Eater ever return! :-)

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I officially sign up for the Cult of TMBG, The Cult of Dr. Pepper, and the Cult of Cranberry Juice (just so happens it's my fav breakfast drink).

I would like to consider myself an honorary member of the Cult of British Posters because I have an undeniably believable British accent and have picked up some of the lingo as well.

I also put forth the Cult of SexGoddess worshippers, which as far as I know includes Myself and Lee.

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28 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*

Posted by Simon on :

Does Cranberry-Rasberry juice count for the Cranberry Cult, if so then I'm a member. (I go through about 8 litres a week of the stuff)

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Eight litres a week! That's about my average too! Yes, it counts! Welcome, bienvenue, velkomen, whatever you prefer!

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Posted by bryce (Member # 42) on :

Yes, I am a Transformer cultist!

*Picks up energon cubes with his friends and absorbs them into his chest*

"AAAAAaaaaaawwwwww........ I feel like taking on Unicron now, anyone with me?"

*Dead Silence*

btw, I just made a new TF thread, so... reply alot, ok!

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I am 100% behind the Cult of Male Student Emancipation. I shall be lobying parliment immedietly.

How about the cult of anti-censorchip-by-stupid-GMTV-regarding-Beast-Wars-and-Sky-regarding-The-Simpsons.

I could have put extra effort in there and made that a rude word.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Monty, I'll proudly join your British Posters club if only I was British or honourarily so. I do want a GMT time zone!

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Add Jay to the Cult of TMBG. I'm sure he would agree.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Don't forget Baloo's Chocolate Cult...

I suppose I'm a member of the Curry Cult, being second deciple and all...

And as for the Transformer cult, I'm not a member...its more a fascination for me...not a cult.

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Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Oh, gee...buy a couple of disks, start listening to the brain-washed teachings of Yogi Sol System, and now I'm in a cult!!

Great, what will my parents think? I wonder if they will send one of those cult rescue groups out after me. I wonder when I should start selling flowers at LAX to support out cults' move to Ecuador to live off of the kind support of the local population and where we will weave baskets out of the reeds we find buy the river to sell in Quito to make pesos so that we can send away for mail ordered versions of the latest John and John material so that we too can damn the post office when the material is late.

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We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Are we forgetting the Cult of First of Two for Dictator?

Members known:

First of Two
Excalibur
?

Then there's the Cult of the Sex Goddess

Members known:
Virtually everyone. Especially those who deny it.

I'll be in the TMBG Cult.

I am also a member of a splinter group of the Board-with-a-nail-in-it Cult, known as the Baseball-bat-with-spikes-driven-through Cult.

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Ecuador? No no no. Our holy land is New York City.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Bow before my Sexiness!

*GRIN*

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27 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

I'd wonder where I'd fit in.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Jeff Raven: That's Chocolate, if you please.

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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

How about the Cult of Lesser Seen Trek Races?

Myself, Sol (big Tholian man here) and Krenim. Daryus has been known to have a more than cursory affiliation as well... ;-)

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Proposes a Cult of The Beatles.

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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I even designed a Tholian interceptor...but it didn't look very good.

But they feature prominently in my first ever fan fiction opus!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I've always been a fan of the Tzenkethi, myself. Though, I think they qualify more as a never-seen race... :-)

*joins Jay's Beatle's Cult* I even happen to have "Helter Skelter" stuck in my head right now. No Charles Manson jokes, thankyouverymuch... *L*

Oh, and I thought I was your vice-dictator, First! How'd you forget me?! And was that Board Cult splinter group pun intentional? *L*

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-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Could I join on behalf of the... Voth, Tom?

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

It would seem, surely, that Charles is a cult?

And yes, I did spell that correctly before anyone asks. 8)

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Bows to Jubilee. Resistance is futile! Love is all you need.

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INSURRECTION

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

CC is definitely occult.

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