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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

This is my graduating class picture, taken this afternoon. Whilst I am perpetually foxy, this is far from a good portrait. To amuse myself, I shall let you suggest candidate bodies from the image.

Class of '99

Clues:
I am not one of the ancient grey-haired ones
I am not one of the female ones
I am not in a coat.

Can you spot the Foxy Monty?
(I'll point myself out once enough of you have tried.)

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Posted by Golden Phoenix on :

Do you have hair ?

[This message was edited by Golden Phoenix on June 08, 1999.]

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*LOL*....Yes, one has hair.

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Hmm..the one in the back with the white shirt.

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Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :

I don't know which one you are, but some guy is wearing one of my shirts.

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Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The carrot-topped one. 8)

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*smites Lee*
Additional clue: I am not ginger haired.

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Do you wear Glasses? What about a beard?

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

That one! *points*

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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Are you the guy in the forth row, behind the guy with the purple shirt, and who is the girl in front of the guy with the purple shirt!!

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

At the very least someone should tell the gentlemen in the front that their socks should match something else they have on at the time.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Perhaps it's the guy with the "I'm too foxy for this school" shirt...?

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Hmm...so these are the Scottish, then?

Uh, I'll guess that Monty is...fifth row, far right?

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

(I've got a feeling about this.)

Either it's the classy-looking guy in the rust-colored jacket (on the left) or the geeky-looking guy next to him.

--Baloo

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Oh. not in a coat. That narrows it down a bit.

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Hmm....possibilities:

- top row, guy in white shirt
- second-to-top row, second from right, guy in blue shirt
- third-to-top row, far right, guy in dark blue/purplish shirt

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Are you one of the ancient grey-haired females wearing a coat?

Or the one on the far right third row down wearing the grey jumper with black shoulders?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Front row, far right. *LMAO*

Okay, uh... I'll take a wild guess and say... the guy just above center w/ the horizontal-striped shirt.

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He blacked my eye, and he kicked my dog.
My dog turned to me, and he said,
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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*agrees with Sol* The one with the black and gray shirt...far right, fifth row from bottom.

*wonders when her old high school's chem teacher got transferred from the US to Scotland* hrmm...

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

One is most amused. For some reason you seem to be homing in on the most, (Ahem), "effeminate" members of the class!

I'll give you a little more prodding before revealing myself to you soon:

So far no-one has spotted the fox!
An honourary UK passport to the first to guess right, or a can of Irn Bru if preferred.

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Fourth row, far right, blue T-shirt. . . or guy to the right of the carrot-topped one, purple T-shirt.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Grrr, I think it's the fourth row far right too, but then we both may be wrong.

Or it could be that guy right at the back, second from the right in the red shirt/top.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if this photo is from a different award, and Monty isn't actually in this picture.

Jay: They're British Science lecturers - they're notorious for their bad taste in clothes (I think so anyway) because that's what they're like in my uni anyway.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

I am in that photo, before your confused eyes!
The right side is the correct place to look....

(I'll reveal all tomorrow)

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I must say... (*puts on blindfold and randomly selects someone*) Oops! Wrong gender; let me try again... third row from the bottom, second-to-right person in the dark jacket and purple-ish top.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Elim, he said he's not wearing a coat!!!!

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Except Temptation

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Hm? *reads thread again* Bah...! Erm, that's just what he wants us to think...

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

You know, we've eliminated all but a few candidates...

It's one of these...

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Well, I might as well take a second guess then...

If I have to pick Monty from among all these Blockheads of '99, it'll have to be...

The guy in second row from the back, who looks inconspicuous.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Okay, I'm going to say... The guy in front of the last row, but behind the second-to-last row. The one w/ the goatee.

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"I ran into Charlie Fogg.
He blacked my eye, and he kicked my dog.
My dog turned to me, and he said,
'Let's head back to Tennessee, Jed.'"
-The Grateful Dead, "Tennessee Jed"

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

I'm not even going to guess, I am having what I think is the worst depression I've ever had in my life, but I just thought you'd be interested to know that class of 1999 is a really bad science fiction movie with - IIRC - cyborg teachers..

*shrugs*

*walks away to bore himself*

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Why do British middle-aged men have such awful, large spectacles BTW?

*shrugs*

*you know the rest*

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Er... The better to see you with?

(Just a guess, and NO the Big, Bad Wolf isn't one of my neighbors!)

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Ok, second guess. Monty is the slightly rabid looking fellow in the fourth row, third from the right. The one who looks like he's about to maul that girl in front of him.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

LOL at Frank's blocked-out picture, which I think I shall keep!
Still noone has found me, and there are few left!

Oh well, no prizes this time round.

Back row
Far Right
Looking a bit odd as the photographer has just whipped out a large orange bird....

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... Who would have thought Monty would look like Scott Adams...?

Well, anyway, I guess this shoots that "he's so foxy" theory to hell... *runs away laughng*

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"I ran into Charlie Fogg.
He blacked my eye, and he kicked my dog.
My dog turned to me, and he said,
'Let's head back to Tennessee, Jed.'"
-The Grateful Dead, "Tennessee Jed"

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

I must say, those are some of the creepiest old people I've ever see.

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Damn! I ignored that guy because he looks like a friend of mine. . . 8)

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

It is a trick Lee, we are actually clones on a mission to mess with your head.

In my defence that bush is actually quite big, and I was having to supress it with my limbs at considerable strain....
I assure ye, up close and in surround sound I am so foxy you could pin a bushy tail on me and shoot me on a Sunday.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Monty, you're a dead ringer for one of my mates on my course. Scary.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

That would be Monty 6.

A complete listing of Monty-clones:

Monty 1 -
Monitoring all Montgomeries from a control bunker hidden in a wrecked barge on the river Clyde. Kitted out with sophisticated global computer feeds and a lifetime supply of Nutri-Grain breakfast bars.

Monty 2 -
Assigned to observe The First One and Liam in South England.

Monty 3 -
Laying curry traps in Australia.

Monty 4 -
Deceased. (Previously assigned to close observation of MaGiC. Found dead tied to chair with ecstatic facial expression and surrounded by fruit.)

Monty 5 -
Patrolling Terran system in a spacepod made from sticky-back plastic.

Monty 6 -
On Orion's course in Bristol.

Monty 7 -
Los Angeles Office

Monty 8 -
Vancouver Cloning facility supervisor

Monty 9 -
Commander, Gerratana Containment Facility, CT.

Monty 10 -
Patrolling American Mountain and Central regions in a disguised RV. Working his way around all US posters.

Monty 11 -
AWOL. Last reported performing cabaret in Rio de Janiero.

Monty 12 -
EU Presidential candidate and Member of the European Parliament for West Benbecula.

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[This message was edited by Montgomery on June 12, 1999.]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*ROTFL*

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

What do you mean, Containment Facility? He's not doing a very good job. I'm going to California at the end of the month, in fact...*phone rings*

["The airport burned down?!"]

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*pulls out handy Vorta clone-tracking device and modifies it to look for the Monty clones* Hmmmm..Ah! THere's one now! *throws arms up in air* I give up! I give up! *L*

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Yes, Frank. We can't let you out. And don't even think of going to southern Ontario! No murders allowed.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*checks the list* *checks it again* Hm... No Monties in Mid-America, eh? Heh-heh-heh... *Burnsspeak* Excellent... *continues work on plans for world domination*

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

In honour of Monty graduating, and because I can pervert it, I have changed my .sig to honour the fox.

BTW, is that a beard, or just shadow?
And is that hair way pulled back curtains, or slightly receding?

*runs away laughing evilly*

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Oh my god, Liam!

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Ahh, so we're not accepting HTML in our .sig's mr UBB? Well, two can play at that game!

*pause*

I'm thinking here

*bigger pause*

*huge pause*

*everyone stares at Monty*

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

*after a lengthy pause*

SEE! UBB code. I have outfoxed you Ultimate Bulliten board. But not outfoxed The Fox. Still, I now go to destroy Usenet! BWAHAHAHA

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Wait, Monty never did reveal all, did he?

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

What, for free? No way!

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- Monty Python & The Holy Grail