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It is a trick Lee, we are actually clones on a mission to mess with your head.
In my defence that bush is actually quite big, and I was having to supress it with my limbs at considerable strain.... I assure ye, up close and in surround sound I am so foxy you could pin a bushy tail on me and shoot me on a Sunday.
------------------ "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Monty 1 - Monitoring all Montgomeries from a control bunker hidden in a wrecked barge on the river Clyde. Kitted out with sophisticated global computer feeds and a lifetime supply of Nutri-Grain breakfast bars.
Monty 2 - Assigned to observe The First One and Liam in South England.
Monty 3 - Laying curry traps in Australia.
Monty 4 - Deceased. (Previously assigned to close observation of MaGiC. Found dead tied to chair with ecstatic facial expression and surrounded by fruit.)
Monty 5 - Patrolling Terran system in a spacepod made from sticky-back plastic.
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What do you mean, Containment Facility? He's not doing a very good job. I'm going to California at the end of the month, in fact...*phone rings*
["The airport burned down?!"]
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*pulls out handy Vorta clone-tracking device and modifies it to look for the Monty clones* Hmmmm..Ah! THere's one now! *throws arms up in air* I give up! I give up! *L*
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*checks the list* *checks it again* Hm... No Monties in Mid-America, eh? Heh-heh-heh... *Burnsspeak* Excellent... *continues work on plans for world domination*
------------------ "Have plenty of minions." -Darth Vader parody of the "Sunscreen Song"
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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