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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Well, not quite the end, but I am going on down to Southampton University for 5 days to stay with an old school friend.

Our plan is to drink, drink, drink some more, and then get drunk. It's just crazy enough to work.

Try not to let the place burn to the ground in my absence, and especially warn Charles than Jubes kills after mating. Or is it the other way around?

So long!

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'There's no meat in beer, right?'
-Joey Tribiani

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I'm trying to remember if it's preying mantises that can't "consumate" their relationship unless the female devours the head of the male?

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And the current odds

90% chance this thread will be about Charles and Jubes by the time I get back
7% chance it will be about animals that eat their mates
3% chance someone wil have mentioned me.

Goodbye everybody.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I hope that you a really fun time, Liam. Just make sure you drink the good stuff. Speaking of good stuff, I learned tonight how to make a flaming Dr Pepper. I'd try it if I drank alcohol.

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...well personally i have NO intention of devouring Jeff's head at any point in time. I doubt he plans on eating mine either. *L*

thank GOODNESS we aren't insects. *L*

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

There's no way to avoid the innuendo now.

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Posted by Feste on :

What a thread - insects that eat their mates and flaming Dr. Pepper. So Siegfried - how do you make it?

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I'll post the recipe as soon as I get it from my friend. It involves rum and some other stuff I can't remember since it's 4:55 am, I'm the RA on call, and I had a four hour desk shift.

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Rum is vile, and should be avoided at all cost. Try it with Gin.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

I don't drink either, but I've seen my housemates drink for their respective countries, and I can't see anyone getting past their exploits.

Anyway, hope you manage to find your way back Liam and try to remember a little bit of your life before the end of those five days.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Liam obviously didn't factor alcohol into his equation.

Have fun, Liam!

Now, what's this about Jubes and Charles devouring each others' heads?

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I'm back, and since this thread only lasted about a day, despite my oh so inviting comment about Charles and intercoursal-cannabalism, I'll assume everyone hates me and never come here again.

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-Joey Tribiani

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

For the record, I never once devoured Charles' head........

Liam, None of us hate you, we just have a short attention span......

Flaming Dr. Pepper sounds really good, i'll have to try it with the bottle of Gin sitting in the other room.....

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

quote:
For the record, I never once devoured Charles' head........

So ... many ... jokes ... can't ... control ... limbs ... urge ... to ... speak ... too ... powerful ... ARGHHH

*explodes*

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-Joey Tribiani

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

CC must have been disappointed, then.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*bangs her forhead against the wall*

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
find my soul and I'm yours forever.
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Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :

You did leave yourself open to that one, though...

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*places pillow between Jubes's head and the wall*

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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

removes wall

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

[Replaces wall with a cleverly-disguised elastic replica of the previous wall.]

[Watches as Jubes bounces across the room.]

[Realises foolishness of fake walls constructed of reconstituted superballs.]

[Slinks from room, not before handing Jubes som Tylenol and proffering a sincere apology.]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*takes pillow, takes tylenol, accepts apology, then goes to lie down*

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