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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,5,10,19,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">June 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:08 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> (A.K.A. "My cousin sent me this".)<p><OL><LI>...the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.<p><LI>...you let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.<p><LI>...you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.<p><LI>...you think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.<p><LI>...Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."<p><LI>...you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.<p><LI>...you wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.<p><LI>...anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this"<p><LI>...you've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'<p><LI>...you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.<p><LI>...your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.<p><LI>...you go to your family reunion looking for a date.<p><LI>...your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.<p><LI>...you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."<p><LI>...you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.<p><LI>...you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.<p><LI>...the bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.<p><LI>...you have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.<p><LI>...one of your kids was born on a pool table.<p><LI>...your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.<p><LI>...you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.<p><LI>...you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.<p><LI>...you can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.<p><LI>...you dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.<p><LI>...you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.<p><LI>...your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."<p><LI>...your toilet paper has page numbers on it.</OL><p><center><IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/Blinky.gif"></center><P>------------------<BR>American Society of Newspaper Editors motto:<br>"Proudly Maintaining the (Continued on Page A-4)".<br> <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Siegfried</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,5,10,20,53,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">June 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:53 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *slaps forehead*<P>------------------<BR>"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker<br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>bryce</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,5,10,23,21,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">June 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:21 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> "This is not sing along with The Champ!"<p>"The Rock says anyone that comes anywhere close to these descriptions is a piece of trailer trash!"<p>hehe <IMG SRC="http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif"><p>*I'm bored*<P>------------------<BR>"Everything I needed to learn in life I learned from Optimus Prime."<p>Rule #1 : Always try to help a friend redeem himself from a past mistake. <p><p><p><p><br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jeff Raven</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,5,11,0,56,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">June 11, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:56 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *ahem* I see most of these came from Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck..." jokes...<p>Funny as they may be, I think someone thought they'd be creative by changing the title, and passing it on...<P>------------------<BR>"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jedi Weyoun</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,5,11,1,15,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">June 11, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:15 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *suspects Jeff is right*<p>And while they're <i><b>slightly</b></i> funny....I hope no one takes them seriously. *rolls eyes* Statements to the extreme some of those did--and which Foxworthy does on occasion--disturb and disgust me to no end. pleh. *very sick of the hillbilly-inbred jokes*<P>------------------<BR>Clones are People Two <p>"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"<br>([[[[[[*]}�������������������������<p><br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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