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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I have been to the Capps God's house....

I have been in the Capps God's Laire....

I have seen the Capssian Sheep....

I have eaten the Cappsian Sacred Pastry and gazed upon the Cappsian Holy Sheep quilt....

I am amazed, completely amazed......... but i've come back alive.... mostly.

Bow before me, I am now a sacred being!

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Oh dear, looks like Steph didn't enjoy her holiday and now hates Charles more that evil himself.

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Posted by bryce (Member # 42) on :

Hey....he only owns this board for goodness sakes!

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Nice to hear from you Jubes!

Let us know when you come down off the high, okay?

Have fun and don't drive!

--Baloo

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Wow that must've been some vacation, Jubilee. You must E-mail me with all the details sometime.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Okay people. You're starter for 10:

Which of the first 4 sentances posted by Jubilee up there is the easiest one to twist into an innuendo?

And you're bonus: Which of those sentances above do you think that Jubes said to CC on a regular basis?

Clocks ticking.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

"I have been in the Capps God's Laire" is the easiest to twist, if you ask me.

As for the other question, Liam... ask Frank's spy sheep.

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

They're my spy sheep now? Er, okay, sure!

The answer is the very last of Jubes's statements, just before the wink.

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Posted by JC2astro on :

I'd say it would be: "I have seen the Capssian Sheep...." if he was in the movie "The spy who shagged CC"

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*agrees with Elim* Makes sense to me *L*

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ahem! For the record, the spy sheep are mine! Frank uses a satellite! *LOL*

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

I would have to say the "Sacred Pastry" Remark is the worst, but that's just my personal feelings.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

I think I'm gonna puke...

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

TSN, Frank, my confusion, my apologies.

One question: Why are you both so interested in spying on CC?

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Actually, I thought the one that Jubes would shout at CC would have been:

"Bow down before me, I am a sacred being!"

Although CC probably said it too. It's a remarkable chat-up line if you're a god.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

You guys are hopeless.... *LOL*

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