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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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I have been to the Capps God's house....

I have been in the Capps God's Laire....

I have seen the Capssian Sheep....

I have eaten the Cappsian Sacred Pastry and gazed upon the Cappsian Holy Sheep quilt....


I am amazed, completely amazed......... but i've come back alive.... mostly.

Bow before me, I am now a sacred being!

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
find my soul and I'm yours forever.
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Oh dear, looks like Steph didn't enjoy her holiday and now hates Charles more that evil himself.

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'There's no meat in beer, right?'
-Joey Tribiani


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bryce
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Hey....he only owns this board for goodness sakes!

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"Everything I needed to learn in life I learned from Optimus Prime."

Rule #2 : No matter how evil your enemy is always show him mercy when he attempts to surrender.


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Baloo
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Nice to hear from you Jubes!

Let us know when you come down off the high, okay?

Have fun and don't drive!

--Baloo

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Wow that must've been some vacation, Jubilee. You must E-mail me with all the details sometime.

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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Except in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny.


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PsyLiam
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Okay people. You're starter for 10:

Which of the first 4 sentances posted by Jubilee up there is the easiest one to twist into an innuendo?

And you're bonus: Which of those sentances above do you think that Jubes said to CC on a regular basis?

Clocks ticking.

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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"I have been in the Capps God's Laire" is the easiest to twist, if you ask me.

As for the other question, Liam... ask Frank's spy sheep.

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Aethelwer
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They're my spy sheep now? Er, okay, sure! The answer is the very last of Jubes's statements, just before the wink.

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JC2astro
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I'd say it would be: "I have seen the Capssian Sheep...." if he was in the movie "The spy who shagged CC"

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Jedi Weyoun
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*agrees with Elim* Makes sense to me *L*

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Ahem! For the record, the spy sheep are mine! Frank uses a satellite! *LOL*

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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I would have to say the "Sacred Pastry" Remark is the worst, but that's just my personal feelings.

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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Except in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny.


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Montgomery
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I think I'm gonna puke...

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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail



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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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TSN, Frank, my confusion, my apologies.

One question: Why are you both so interested in spying on CC?

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")


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PsyLiam
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Actually, I thought the one that Jubes would shout at CC would have been:

"Bow down before me, I am a sacred being!"

Although CC probably said it too. It's a remarkable chat-up line if you're a god.

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