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Charles Capps
Cheif Administrator, the solareclipse network
"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do."
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
[Looks at his own trousers.]
Erm... Excuse me. I have to go change clothes now.
Bye!
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"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
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WHO ARE YOU
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Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town! Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!
~Kent Brockman
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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"
Jay, love the status line. DT would have a fit.
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
PURPLE!
*borrows Baloo's rimshot*
I mean, why?
Their first oven was brown. The walls in my room were still brown when I was young, a leftover from a horrible era. Now that I think of it, I remember there was a sesame street painting on that wall, but my father copied the yellow big bird, ignoring the fact that the Dutch version of big bird is blue. I never understood how he could have made such a mistake. Sigh..