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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

*but someone else did and I thought it was rather funny*

The Top 12 Star Trek Euphemisms for Death

12. Sleeps with the Tribbles

11. Zeroing out the Tricorder

10.Taking Acting Lessons from Shatner

9. Pulling a Spock Without a Planet Genesis to Back It Up

8. Boldly Going, Going, Gone

7. Beam Me Up, God-y!

6. On Permanent Holodeck Duty

5. Transferred to the U.S.S. Oblivion

4. Achieving Warp Zero

3. Doing the Vulcan Ground Meld

2. Inducing a phase variance in the isolinear array to contain the tachyon particle overload, if you know what I mean.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Star Trek Euphemism for Death...

1. Visiting Shatner's Hair

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

#9 is my personal favourite.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*shakes her head and walks away*

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Sex is sacred. Your body is a temple. Anyone need sanctifying? ;)

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*LMAO ROTF LOLOLOLOL

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

umm....yeah. *ponders*

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*LMAO@the Vulcan Ground Meld*

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"You! Are you smarter than this one?"
-Ambassador Byleth to LaForge regarding Worf, TNG's "Liasons"

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*imagines it*

My dust to your dust. . . 8)

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ooh, number eight.

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

(another one) "He looked good in red".

Loved the Vulcan Ground Meld.

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