*but someone else did and I thought it was rather funny*The Top 12 Star Trek Euphemisms for Death
12. Sleeps with the Tribbles
11. Zeroing out the Tricorder
10.Taking Acting Lessons from Shatner
9. Pulling a Spock Without a Planet Genesis to Back It Up
8. Boldly Going, Going, Gone
7. Beam Me Up, God-y!
6. On Permanent Holodeck Duty
5. Transferred to the U.S.S. Oblivion
4. Achieving Warp Zero
3. Doing the Vulcan Ground Meld
2. Inducing a phase variance in the isolinear array to contain the tachyon particle overload, if you know what I mean.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Star Trek Euphemism for Death...
1. Visiting Shatner's Hair
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!
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