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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

...but in my case, I think I had a head start.

I was just thinking about all the time travel scenarios we've seen in Trek, and had a peculiar vision: suppose they disguised a tricorder as a "Tickle me Elmo"?

"Hohoho! hahaha! Large concentrations of saurium krellide along vector 193.7 mark 28, distance 30 meters! Heeheehee!

Bystanders staring, the wielder (a Vulcan in the ever-present stocking cap) says: "This particular child's toy is obviously defective. I was merely on my way to return it to the place of purchase to obtain a refund."

Oh, well, I thought it was funny!

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*shakes her head at him* ....

although..... I suppose it could happen...

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Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

*LOL*

I just love that Vulcan RaE animation!

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Sir, what does it mean: No sales slip, no refund?

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

What's a sales slip?!

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I think it's British for "Sales Receipt".

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