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Baloo
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...but in my case, I think I had a head start.

I was just thinking about all the time travel scenarios we've seen in Trek, and had a peculiar vision: suppose they disguised a tricorder as a "Tickle me Elmo"?

"Hohoho! hahaha! Large concentrations of saurium krellide along vector 193.7 mark 28, distance 30 meters! Heeheehee!

Bystanders staring, the wielder (a Vulcan in the ever-present stocking cap) says: "This particular child's toy is obviously defective. I was merely on my way to return it to the place of purchase to obtain a refund."

Oh, well, I thought it was funny!

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Jubilee
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*shakes her head at him* ....

although..... I suppose it could happen...

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No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
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Sunspot
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*LOL*

I just love that Vulcan RaE animation!

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Kosh
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Sir, what does it mean: No sales slip, no refund?

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RW
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What's a sales slip?!

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Baloo
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I think it's British for "Sales Receipt".

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