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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
Yes. This time it was my cousin Aprel (true spelling. Honest!)

Subject: Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

7. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Doggy Dog"

6. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

5. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

4. Was recently pulled over for driving his cart under the influence of cottage cheese.

3. He's wearing his big black hat backwards

2. That ain't just barns he's raisin'.

And the nimber one sign your Amish teen is in trouble:

1. You hear him churnin' in there, but you don't see no butter.


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Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :
 
*LOL*, those silly, silly Amish teens.

Perhaps it happened because his parents didn't let him watch Amish Paradise when he was little (Weird AL Rocks).

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