Subject: Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

7. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Doggy Dog"

6. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

5. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

4. Was recently pulled over for driving his cart under the influence of cottage cheese.

3. He's wearing his big black hat backwards

2. That ain't just barns he's raisin'.

And the nimber one sign your Amish teen is in trouble:

1. You hear him churnin' in there, but you don't see no butter.

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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
--David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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Perhaps it happened because his parents didn't let him watch Amish Paradise when he was little (Weird AL Rocks).

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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )