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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> <br /><small>Member # 5</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,6,10,12,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:11 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Yes. This time it was my cousin Aprel (true spelling. Honest!)<P><Blockquote><center>Subject: Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble</center><P>10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am.<P>9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.<P>8. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"<P>7. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Doggy Dog"<P>6. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."<P>5. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.<P>4. Was recently pulled over for driving his cart under the influence of cottage cheese.<P>3. He's wearing his big black hat backwards<P>2. That ain't just barns he's raisin'.<P>And the nimber one sign your Amish teen is in trouble:<P><Font size=+1>1. You hear him churnin' in there, but you don't see no butter.</font></blockquote><BR><P>------------------<BR>"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"<BR>--David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/" TARGET=_blank>www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/</A> <P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>HMS White Star</b> <br /><small>Member # 174</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,6,10,19,29,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:29 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *LOL*, those silly, silly Amish teens. <P>Perhaps it happened because his parents didn't let him watch Amish Paradise when he was little (Weird AL Rocks).<P>------------------<BR>HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )<P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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