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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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"You're just about as useful as .JPGs to Helen Keller."
- Weird Al (It's All About The Pentiums)
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"I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me."
-from Baloo's cousins' endless supplies of e-mail jokes
"Got a flat-screen monitor, forty inches wide;
I believe that yours says 'Etch-A-Sketch' on the side."
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http://frankg.dgne.com/
"I received an emotional letter of complaint after a strip in which Dilbert used the expression 'jeepers cripes.' The writer chastised me for using the Lord's name in vain. I can only pray that the almightly Gosh will not darn me to heck for offending his son, Jeepers." - Scott Adams
[This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited August 05, 1999).]
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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.
-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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It's all about the Pentiums, Baby!
"You think your Commodore 64 is really neato? What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito?
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"S`io credessi che mia rispota fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse.
Ma perciocche` giammai di questo fondo
Non torno` vivo alcun, s`i`odo il vero,
Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo."
- Dante`
I can't believe he's back!! I thought that he retired or died...
*Screams like a girl for a few seconds*
Someone get David Hasselhoff or John Tesh so he and Weird Al can kill each other with their music!!!!
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"Its origin and purpose, still a total mystery."
-Dedication Plaque quote from the U.S.S. Odyssey
[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited August 05, 1999).]
(Now, if MYV can just keep from playing it to death)
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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )
I bought the CD as soon as it arrived in the stores. I'm also quite fond of "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi".
How's by you
Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah
Does his own accounting too...
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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
Not that many people knew of them anyway.
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"We took a small flight, in the middle of the night, from one tiny place to another."
--
Ben Folds Five
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