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*would've used that quote if Dani hadn't gotten to it first* :-)
------------------ "I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me." -from Baloo's cousins' endless supplies of e-mail jokes
"Got a flat-screen monitor, forty inches wide; I believe that yours says 'Etch-A-Sketch' on the side."
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ "I received an emotional letter of complaint after a strip in which Dilbert used the expression 'jeepers cripes.' The writer chastised me for using the Lord's name in vain. I can only pray that the almightly Gosh will not darn me to heck for offending his son, Jeepers." - Scott Adams
[This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited August 05, 1999).]
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Sick. Just sick. And mildly disturbing. Yup.
------------------ "S`io credessi che mia rispota fosse A persona che mai tornasse al mondo, Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse. Ma perciocche` giammai di questo fondo Non torno` vivo alcun, s`i`odo il vero, Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo." - Dante`
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My, my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Saying soon I'm going to be a Jedi Soon I'm going to be a Jedi...
I bought the CD as soon as it arrived in the stores. I'm also quite fond of "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi".
How's by you Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah Does his own accounting too...
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...