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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

It's a burning question, one which I didn't know existed until reading one of the oddest bits of spam I've seen on Usenet in awhile.

At any rate, I present you with both the question and the answer. A living example of capitalism's finest motto, "Find a niche and fill it."

No one can tell you what the Duckskin is. You have to see it for yourself.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I came.

I saw.

I left.

(Ain't capitolism grand?)

I especially like the appeal to the PETA crowd: "No cows died to make this product!

Yeah. Right. And I suppose none of the workers ever eats at McDonalds?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

What's the purpose of the warranty? If it breaks, can't you just fix it with... well, duct tape? *L*

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

The blue and yellow ones are different ideas.

Well, it may have other-than-duct-tape parts, but I'm not checking...

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

"duck-skins?"

I thought this was going to be a thread about those long frankfurter dogs.

Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :

And if it rips, do you keep it together with leather?

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Quick! Someone notify Tim Allen and Red Green!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Now that you mention it, I think Red Green already did this.

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