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What's the purpose of the warranty? If it breaks, can't you just fix it with... well, duct tape? *L*
------------------ Jackson: "This tastes like chicken..." Carter: "What's wrong with that?" Jackson: "It's macaroni and cheese." -Stargate: SG-1, "The First Commandment"
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The blue and yellow ones are different ideas.
Well, it may have other-than-duct-tape parts, but I'm not checking...
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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And if it rips, do you keep it together with leather?
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...