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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"
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The Molybdenum Home Page
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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"
"A planet where apes evolved from men?"
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You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup!
~Homer Simpson
Homer: "I'll handle this one. We'll be perfectly fine, unless we land on that horrible planet of the apes. Wait a minute...Statue of Liberty...that was OUR planet! And you blew it up! You bastards! Damn you, damn you all to hell!"
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"We took a small flight, in the middle of the night, from one tiny place to another."
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Ben Folds Five
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You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup!
~Homer Simpson
That'll teach the government not to put anything like this to children again.
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Do business with us, or we'll ruin you.
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
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Jackson: "This tastes like chicken..."
Carter: "What's wrong with that?"
Jackson: "It's macaroni and cheese."
-Stargate: SG-1, "The First Commandment"
[sulks]
[Opened edit screen just for the following...]
What's this?
A link to cars.com in the banner?!
WOO-HOO! [clicks]
(I love that site. I go there daily even when it doesn't help CC.)
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited August 12, 1999).]
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Saving the world: $50.
Saving the universe: $1,000,000
Saving your marraige: Sorry, I don't do that.
As for the contents? Perhaps a cryogenically preserved Monty clone? Or a set of fake histories that tell of the advanced civilisation of squirrels that have dogged humanity's progress for centuries? Or a complete DVD set of Trek to date?
Aw hell, let's try something more ..EEEEvillll. (bites pinkie)
How about one of those last smallpox samples? Unleash it insidiously on the happy carefree people of the future, who will live in utopia while we rotted in our own filth back in the 20th C. That'll teach them....
(nurses seize Monty and draghim off)
NaaaaaRGh! No mOrE MediICINe!!! Urrr...
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Taking foxiness to the rim of the final frontier....
I shall return.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
How can we all know if he is as foxy as he claims?
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Unite!
And there was a challenge to try to pick (or pic, if you prefer ) Monty out of his class a while ago.
It was eventually discovered which one he was.
Ahh, here it is:
[url]http://flare.solareclipse.net/Forum3/HTML/000246.html[url]
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited August 16, 1999).]