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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

The Real Story

Courtesy of John Scalzi.

The man is a genius!

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

That is absolutely fascinating.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

More proof (from a different column), this about carnivorous eating habits:

But it's also fun: each bite reminds you that you are at the top of the food chain, and whatever it is that you are eating is, regrettably for it, not. It's not easy being the dominant species, but someone has to do it. Someone has to keep those uppity cows in line.

My sentiments exactly!

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Wow........ *reads a few things she really needed to read* *is filled with actual understanding*

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A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse.
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Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo."
- Dante`

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

*scratches a mosquito bite*

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

"Men, on the other hand, take the longer view: what is the absolute last moment that this chore can be done? Is there any real cost incurred in not performing the task this very minute (other than mild spousal irritation)? Can this event, pragmatically speaking, be accomplished at some later time, with the same net result? If the answers to these questions are "later," "no" and "yes" respectively, then the man will stay rooted."

Sounds like me, actually. *LOL*

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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Now if only someone could explain women to us men with the same sort of clarity and humility...?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

What she said.

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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Now is that humility or what?

(Clue: humility it ain't!)

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Humility?!?!

WHERE?

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