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More proof (from a different column), this about carnivorous eating habits:
But it's also fun: each bite reminds you that you are at the top of the food chain, and whatever it is that you are eating is, regrettably for it, not. It's not easy being the dominant species, but someone has to do it. Someone has to keep those uppity cows in line.
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Wow........ *reads a few things she really needed to read* *is filled with actual understanding*
------------------ "S`io credessi che mia rispota fosse A persona che mai tornasse al mondo, Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse. Ma perciocche` giammai di questo fondo Non torno` vivo alcun, s`i`odo il vero, Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo." - Dante`
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"Men, on the other hand, take the longer view: what is the absolute last moment that this chore can be done? Is there any real cost incurred in not performing the task this very minute (other than mild spousal irritation)? Can this event, pragmatically speaking, be accomplished at some later time, with the same net result? If the answers to these questions are "later," "no" and "yes" respectively, then the man will stay rooted."
Sounds like me, actually. *LOL*
------------------ "I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Picard to Data, "In Theory"
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I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
------------------ "S`io credessi che mia rispota fosse A persona che mai tornasse al mondo, Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse. Ma perciocche` giammai di questo fondo Non torno` vivo alcun, s`i`odo il vero, Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo." - Dante`
------------------ "I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Picard to Data, "In Theory"
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