So, all of you behave!
And yes, I realize I'm not typically here in the mornings anyway. But it's the principle of the thing. That and I want sympathy and lots of presents.
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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
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The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe
I arrived back in college last week, and proceeded to spend an inordinate amount of money on beer. And, unlike most of my countrymen and women, I recieve no grant from the Government, due to my father being a vocational school principal.
So, whingeth not, Sol, unless the net access at your 'special' school (what's so special about it?) is restricted. The coming few months will bring untold joys.
But remember, Brother Sol, the path of the Students is not an easy one; for joy and sorrow walk hand in hand.
(You should hear my Joe "Preacher" Sisko impression!)
Live the life, Brother Sol, live the life!
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The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable --
Gaseous Anomaly...
What anomalises gaseously.
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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies
It's working -- BWAHA (you know the rest by now).
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The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable --
Gaseous Anomaly...
What anomalises gaseously.
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
--
The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe
My best mate has just gone to Liverpool university. (He had a year out). I'm feeling a bit upset. Just having my 20th birthday probably isn't helping either (I have never felt so old).
Ho hum.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
Well, you ARE acting SexGoddess, aren't you? Goes with the territory. . . 8P*
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"The next time the workplace seems especially hectic, remind yourself it could be worse: you could have two-dozen sharp-toothed creatures chewing on your nipples." - James Lileks
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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
--
The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
*Glares at Gaseous Anomaly* Tell that to my 60 hour work week on top of the 12 hours I go to school. Hedonistic I don't smoke, don't do drugs, don't drink, and have never had a date. In other words my life is going to be more execiting after college, because it has to be.
This rant was brought to you by HMS White Star, a really dull chap.
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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos and a d*mn lucky b*st*rd:-) )
No one is stopping you enjoying yourself, except yourself. Go mad. Even for a little while.
You might suprise yourself.
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The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable --
Gaseous Anomaly...
What anomalises gaseously.
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"Sully, for Shame! And don't be foolish! What are we trying to practice every day? If our friendship depends on things like space and time, then when we finally overcome space and time, we've destroyed our own brotherhood! But overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now. And in the middle of Here and Now, don't you think that we might see eachother once or twice?"
- Jonathan Livingston Seagull
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
Wait, I have an idea.
*runs from room*
*walks back in, wearing a spider-man outfit*
How's that?
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos and a d*mn lucky b*st*rd:-) )