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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

This is absolutely priceless. It sounds like an urban legend, but it's hilarious:

Max and the miniature schnauzer

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Posted by Feste on :

Very funny. I also liked poking around the site and discovering there's a song called "Twenty Naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac."

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Right after I posted the above link I checked out the sound clip on that page. It's real!

Go fig. I hope the little old lady has her dog now.

--Baloo

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

What's a schnauzer?

(I have a way of spoiling the fun :])

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

I'm afraid that term is missing from my database too...

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

You don't know what a schnauzer is? Weird...

Well, it's a breed of dog. Here's a link to the site of somebody w/ way too much time on their hands: Schnauzer Space

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Looks like a..er...what's its name? Ah, forget it.

How does one silence a schnauzer?

Schnauze!!!

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

WHIFF!

[The sound of a joke going right over my head, with plenty of clearance.]

My paradigm didn't shift. Do I have to learn Dutch to get that one?

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Well, Schnauze is German for snout. And when a German says (or yells) "Schnauze!!" he asks you, rather impolitely, to shut up. It's actually short for "Schnauze halten!!" Dutch would actually be "hou je rotkop dicht eikel!" (well, it's one way to say it :])

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Thanks! That phrase is functionally similar to "Shut yer yap!" You have enlarged my vocabulary.

--Baloo

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