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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Member # 5

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This is absolutely priceless. It sounds like an urban legend, but it's hilarious:

Max and the miniature schnauzer

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Feste
Ex-Member

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Very funny. I also liked poking around the site and discovering there's a song called "Twenty Naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac."

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"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."

Bette Davis - Old Acquaintance

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Baloo
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Right after I posted the above link I checked out the sound clip on that page. It's real!

Go fig. I hope the little old lady has her dog now.

--Baloo

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RW
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Member # 27

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What's a schnauzer?

(I have a way of spoiling the fun :])

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

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I'm afraid that term is missing from my database too...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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You don't know what a schnauzer is? Weird...

Well, it's a breed of dog. Here's a link to the site of somebody w/ way too much time on their hands: Schnauzer Space

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Looks like a..er...what's its name? Ah, forget it.

How does one silence a schnauzer?

Schnauze!!!

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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Member # 5

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WHIFF!

[The sound of a joke going right over my head, with plenty of clearance.]

My paradigm didn't shift. Do I have to learn Dutch to get that one?

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Well, Schnauze is German for snout. And when a German says (or yells) "Schnauze!!" he asks you, rather impolitely, to shut up. It's actually short for "Schnauze halten!!" Dutch would actually be "hou je rotkop dicht eikel!" (well, it's one way to say it :])

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Baloo
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Thanks! That phrase is functionally similar to "Shut yer yap!" You have enlarged my vocabulary.

--Baloo

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